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Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
Okay, first off, let me start by saying my contract was supposed to have a clause in it that Panera Bread would be every single restaurant in the stadium, but apparently this was forgotten whenever it came time to actually make my contract, it was not included in the official language. This was a dramatic oversight by the Orange County Otters, as this is all I would want in a new stadium. You see, Bread Bowl will inherit the Panera Bread brand whenever he retires from the ISFL, thus this would help him whenever he retires. Don’t worry about the potential for profits, as he will be a club superstar, and anyone and everyone who is an Orange County Otter fan will be clamoring to claim the official Bread Bowl Bread Bowl (pending trademark). All of this combines to be an incredible win-win situation for every single side involved, Bread Bowl gains more brand recognition and the ability to live after his ISFL paychecks stop, and the Otters receive more money to spend on playing players and rigging games.
If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
Look, Bread Bowl is a natural born star. He attracts women (and men) like flies, and he gets that big ass paycheck from his salary and his royalties sent directly to his checking account so he can buy all of the latest in Bread Bowl technology. With all of this considered, it is no secret that Bread Bowl would create a kitchen cooking show on the Food Network. This man is literally the smartest chef in the Orange County Otters Locker Room. He shows the private chef new recipes, along with schooling him on what he puts in the food for the team. Bread Bowl is such a fantastic chef that once he retires from football his parents are giving up their restaurant business so that way he can become the official head chef and create new recipes that will make new customers on the daily. In his show, he will give some of his expertise to his audience, allowing them to cook at just a portion that he can.
You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
As has been mentioned before, Bread Bowl is a certified baller. He knows every single star in Hollywood and every single recording artist that has ever lived, and they love his Bread Bowl flavors, and will do anything for him because of all he has done for them with his and his parents' insane recipes in their restaurants. Knowing all of this, it is no surprise that Bread Bowl will assemble the best halftime show ever. First, the opening is done by Adam Lambert led Queen, as they play their classics in a tribute to Freddie Mercury, who will be brought back via hologram. As the hologram is being produced, Britney Spears will sneak on the stage, and as the hologram ends, the whole field goes dark, then, her most famous hit starts playing and the crowd goes wild. As Britney finishes her set, Coldplay starts to play, securing this halftime show as one of the most star studded, when they all gather together to sing Bohemian Rhadsedy as a big group, and honor Freddie Mercury in the best way possible.
What are your thoughts on the sim engine? What sort of improvements would you make to the sim engine if given the opportunity?
It is absolutely no secret that the sim engine is the worst thing to have ever graced this earth, and anytime I am forced to watch such a barren invention, I wish to claw my eyes out with a hot iron. This is where I will fix all the issues within the sim, as I am obviously the only guy for the job. First, I fix the absolutely ludacris ways you can game the system by changing players positions. This has already been kinda fixed in the ISFL, but not fixed in-game to my knowledge, thus this gets on the list. Second, I would fix the absolutely terrible index service. I should not have to go through the entire leagues player stats just to get a teams stats all together. This is mostly a first world problem that only affects us, but it still pisses me off, and I;m in charge here. Third, I fix the penalty system, as some of these so-called penalties get on my nerves consistently
Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
Okay, first off, let me start by saying my contract was supposed to have a clause in it that Panera Bread would be every single restaurant in the stadium, but apparently this was forgotten whenever it came time to actually make my contract, it was not included in the official language. This was a dramatic oversight by the Orange County Otters, as this is all I would want in a new stadium. You see, Bread Bowl will inherit the Panera Bread brand whenever he retires from the ISFL, thus this would help him whenever he retires. Don’t worry about the potential for profits, as he will be a club superstar, and anyone and everyone who is an Orange County Otter fan will be clamoring to claim the official Bread Bowl Bread Bowl (pending trademark). All of this combines to be an incredible win-win situation for every single side involved, Bread Bowl gains more brand recognition and the ability to live after his ISFL paychecks stop, and the Otters receive more money to spend on playing players and rigging games.
If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
Look, Bread Bowl is a natural born star. He attracts women (and men) like flies, and he gets that big ass paycheck from his salary and his royalties sent directly to his checking account so he can buy all of the latest in Bread Bowl technology. With all of this considered, it is no secret that Bread Bowl would create a kitchen cooking show on the Food Network. This man is literally the smartest chef in the Orange County Otters Locker Room. He shows the private chef new recipes, along with schooling him on what he puts in the food for the team. Bread Bowl is such a fantastic chef that once he retires from football his parents are giving up their restaurant business so that way he can become the official head chef and create new recipes that will make new customers on the daily. In his show, he will give some of his expertise to his audience, allowing them to cook at just a portion that he can.
You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
As has been mentioned before, Bread Bowl is a certified baller. He knows every single star in Hollywood and every single recording artist that has ever lived, and they love his Bread Bowl flavors, and will do anything for him because of all he has done for them with his and his parents' insane recipes in their restaurants. Knowing all of this, it is no surprise that Bread Bowl will assemble the best halftime show ever. First, the opening is done by Adam Lambert led Queen, as they play their classics in a tribute to Freddie Mercury, who will be brought back via hologram. As the hologram is being produced, Britney Spears will sneak on the stage, and as the hologram ends, the whole field goes dark, then, her most famous hit starts playing and the crowd goes wild. As Britney finishes her set, Coldplay starts to play, securing this halftime show as one of the most star studded, when they all gather together to sing Bohemian Rhadsedy as a big group, and honor Freddie Mercury in the best way possible.
What are your thoughts on the sim engine? What sort of improvements would you make to the sim engine if given the opportunity?
It is absolutely no secret that the sim engine is the worst thing to have ever graced this earth, and anytime I am forced to watch such a barren invention, I wish to claw my eyes out with a hot iron. This is where I will fix all the issues within the sim, as I am obviously the only guy for the job. First, I fix the absolutely ludacris ways you can game the system by changing players positions. This has already been kinda fixed in the ISFL, but not fixed in-game to my knowledge, thus this gets on the list. Second, I would fix the absolutely terrible index service. I should not have to go through the entire leagues player stats just to get a teams stats all together. This is mostly a first world problem that only affects us, but it still pisses me off, and I;m in charge here. Third, I fix the penalty system, as some of these so-called penalties get on my nerves consistently
Called "...actually one of the worst people in sim leagues." by an "anonymous" reviewer.
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