2. Having just joined again today, I've yet to see any members of the draft class in which I personally shall likely or perhaps not be a part of. However, differences and split ends aside, the people I do know that are likely also partaking in this class can truly make the mind marvel at how fantastic and awesome they are. CaptainSB is an indominatable force of nature, crafted by the gods and gifted with talent that would make even the demigods of greek history blush. To call him well endowed would be an understatement, and the endowment I am referring to is his amazing hair. It makes the craze people had for Justin Bieber look like a small indie rock band in rural Canada. People swoon whenever they see him on the streets and the following he gets dwarfs all of Twitter's users combined. He's a phenom the likes of which haven't been seen before and, by the Grace of his holy emperor Franz Schwartzentruber Godwick Algernon the III of Rustwick may never grace our paths again. His thighs were chiseled as though made by master craftsperson and public speaker Archibald the Really Bald, majestically made to fit the linebackers needs. Bespoke with the gifts of strengths, looks, size, skill, talent, big feet, big hands and the ability to chug beer as though it was water and turn it into energy as though through photosynthesis, CaptainSB is the ultimate prospect tm, patent pending, lawsuits pending. Another prospect to speak on is the mysterious and suave Mattrim Cauthon. Definitely a smooth talker with a penchant for pranks and crime he's bringing a lot of speed to the international simulation football league draft. He's been known to have some off the field concerns namely a penchant for gambling and carousing. When interviewed he often states his weakness are money women and doughnuts. When asked which flavour of doughnuts, he cheekily replies yes, but when pressed he explains his soft spot for chocolate and blueberry fritters. He's also the head of a bring back things I like campaign focused around blueberry fritters, vanilla coke and after eight hot chocolate mix. If you don't know how great either of these things are you simply have not lived a life worth living at this point and should correct that immediately. He was recently announced as the first football Big Baller Brand cover athlete as well as #6 on world's greatest lovers. Numbers 1-5 before him all had handlebar mustaches so it was impossible to truly compete with that level of awesomeness. A lover, a fighter, a midnight toker Cauthon continues to impress people with his amazing interviews telling his wonderous tales of his world wide adventures and his battle against darkness, his foes, his friends and even himself. However they're probably mostly partially but almost entirely all complete bullshit. Since magic isn't real and "The Dark One" is probably some kind of hallucination, he's being regarded as an interesting and fun story teller when really he probably needs help in a bad way. It could be some kind of trauma from childhood acting up but who knows. To summarize there is talent in this draft and people but are those people truly people and will they actually be talented? Are ghosts real and just how well endowed is CaptainSB? Should anime be legal or are weebs the greatest threat to modern civilization since the bubonic plague? Good, evil, morality, it's all a weird societal frame structure that we call civilization, but is it civilized? Tune in this week or next week or past or proceeding weeks for this episode of dragon ball deez nuts. Word count: 609
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