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10. Through a random lottery drawing, you have been named the league's new commissioner for a day. Congrats! What improvements would you make to the league if you had the power to do whatever you wanted?
I'd love to get a direct line to the developers of the sim. The little dots moving around the field aren't super fun to watch, and I'd love for everything to look like the PBE's OOTP23 sims. I want little dudes running around with the ball, throwing and catching the ball, and I absolutely want to see the tackles. If there was a way to, as the commissioner, work with some kind of football simulator developer to do that with the stats required by the league (just want to change the sim watching experience, I think the stats and abilities are fine), I think sims could be way more cooler. If that doesn't work out, I'd make everyone play their players on roblox. Huge overhaul. Forget what I said about the stats stuff - if I can't have the cool sim with stats as is then I want a whole overhaul and chaos. GMs and Cos may play if their players are not able to make the sim times, but they'd only be able to play one player at a time. Also anyone who's just playing the thing on roblox can join. Not password protected. They can control players whose users can't make the sim times, but they may not necessarily be helpful. Any troll off the internet could intentionally whiff, AFK, or what have you. That way, everyone will hate the sims, I'll be dethroned, and we'll go back to the regular sim and I will finally stop complaining about it. The league is really nice at the end of the day, and the only other thing that could be cool is a spotlighted wiki page each day/week. They're awesome, this is the only league that does them, and I think they could be up in your face a bit more to show them off.
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17. Going to Disney World! Who was the Ultimus or Ultimini Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disney World. (Written Task)
Even though Carissa wasn't the MVP, I'm going to write about her anyway because she won the ultimus and she's the MVP of my heart. The team goes to Disneyworld and has 3 days with any parks. Some of the players bring their families, and Carissa joins the other single childless bunch. They hit up Epcot first because that's the most walking, and drink their way around the park. Day 2 is Animal Kingdom and they go on the safari ride 3 times because it's fun and their legs hurt a bit from the long post season and Epcot. The last day, they miss their teammates who have had to do Magical Kingdom every day, and even though they were going to do Hollywood for the lightsaber stuff, they go and get pictures with princesses and princes instead. They wrangle as many players as they can around lunch, and get a picture with Minnie, Mickey, Donald and Goofy.
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36. Affiliate PT from either SHL/SSL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1.
SHL Affiliate different username: mer
+2.5 TPE
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