17. Going to Disney World! Who was the Ultimus or Ultimini Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disney World.
The MVP of the ultimini would have to be Maximus Boudreaux, the quarterback of the Norfolk Seawolves. Boudreaux came out swinging, posting a stat line of 14/22 with 258 yards, 3 touchdowns, and no interceptions. These touchdowns were evenly distributed, with one being hauled in by each of Avant, David, and Lavote jr. This offensive explosion from the general on that side of the ball helped propel the Seawolves to a close, come from behind victory of 24-17. Our big league MVP goes to none other than Sherwin Blue jr. Sherwin came out rushing for a measly 42 yards on 19 attempts, but was able to find the end zone twice on the ground. He followed up with another 45 yards through the air on 7 catches, finding the end zone one more time there for a total of 3 touchdowns on the day. Sherwin could pat himself on the back that night knowing he played a pivotal role in bringing Arizona another Ultimus.
Wc: 165
24. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
For entertainment for the half time show, I am going to bring in an entire cirque du soleil act. That’s right, we’re going to have high flying acrobatics and dangerous trapeze sets. Bright colors will fill the dome as the performers take the stage, putting on an act that they have delivered hundreds if not thousands of times, but never before to a worldwide audience, captivated on the biggest night in entertainment on television. This is quite different from the usual musical act that is put on at these events, but I think this will appeal to more people than music from one genre could ever hope to. See this way we don’t have to worry about people not liking rap, or people not liking rock, these are performers and entertainers doing what they do best. Hopefully this will not only bring eyes to our football product, but more eyes to the cirque product around the world as well.
Wc: 159
28. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?
Now that I am in charge and have decided to release Football 2, the two biggest rule changes will be no human referees and no kickoffs. Refereeing will be replaced by a sky judge and virtual referees that will still be able to start and stop play and deliver rulings on penalties remotely. This will allow our referees many more angles and the referee team many more eyes to hopefully close up on the consistency problems that have been plaguing our umpire force. The second of the rule changes, the removal of the kickoff, focuses on player safety. The kickoff is the most dangerous play in football and it needs to go. Instead of a kick off, teams will simply receive the football at the 25 yard line, as if a touchback had occurred. If this proved to be an issue down the road, then we can cross that bridge when we get there but we should have no problems in the near future with it.
Wc: 166
33. When looking at the teams we have in the ISFL and DSFL, is there any team you believe is in need of a major rebrand or update to their current branding? Why or why not?
Well this is an easy one for me. There are two teams, both in the ISFL, that are in need of rebranding and those two would be the Yellowknife Wraiths and the Chicago Butchers. This is not because I think their logo is ugly or because I think their location is weird or anything like that, but rather because those assets are not ours to be using. These teams are the only ones that still remain unrepresented in the all important ISFL merch shop, and have 0 stock in the acrylic block game as of right now. If we were going off of teams that need a rebrand due to preferences though, I would have to say Dallas. I don’t like them and think their branding should be fired into the sun in favor of the Dumperstown Full Diapers. Because they stink and belong in the dumpster. Bang bang, lion gang.
Wc: 151
The MVP of the ultimini would have to be Maximus Boudreaux, the quarterback of the Norfolk Seawolves. Boudreaux came out swinging, posting a stat line of 14/22 with 258 yards, 3 touchdowns, and no interceptions. These touchdowns were evenly distributed, with one being hauled in by each of Avant, David, and Lavote jr. This offensive explosion from the general on that side of the ball helped propel the Seawolves to a close, come from behind victory of 24-17. Our big league MVP goes to none other than Sherwin Blue jr. Sherwin came out rushing for a measly 42 yards on 19 attempts, but was able to find the end zone twice on the ground. He followed up with another 45 yards through the air on 7 catches, finding the end zone one more time there for a total of 3 touchdowns on the day. Sherwin could pat himself on the back that night knowing he played a pivotal role in bringing Arizona another Ultimus.
Wc: 165
24. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
For entertainment for the half time show, I am going to bring in an entire cirque du soleil act. That’s right, we’re going to have high flying acrobatics and dangerous trapeze sets. Bright colors will fill the dome as the performers take the stage, putting on an act that they have delivered hundreds if not thousands of times, but never before to a worldwide audience, captivated on the biggest night in entertainment on television. This is quite different from the usual musical act that is put on at these events, but I think this will appeal to more people than music from one genre could ever hope to. See this way we don’t have to worry about people not liking rap, or people not liking rock, these are performers and entertainers doing what they do best. Hopefully this will not only bring eyes to our football product, but more eyes to the cirque product around the world as well.
Wc: 159
28. Football is a game that has been going on for a while, loved by fans all over. But what if you were able to make some rule changes? Talk us through your new version of football, and what would be different and why?
Now that I am in charge and have decided to release Football 2, the two biggest rule changes will be no human referees and no kickoffs. Refereeing will be replaced by a sky judge and virtual referees that will still be able to start and stop play and deliver rulings on penalties remotely. This will allow our referees many more angles and the referee team many more eyes to hopefully close up on the consistency problems that have been plaguing our umpire force. The second of the rule changes, the removal of the kickoff, focuses on player safety. The kickoff is the most dangerous play in football and it needs to go. Instead of a kick off, teams will simply receive the football at the 25 yard line, as if a touchback had occurred. If this proved to be an issue down the road, then we can cross that bridge when we get there but we should have no problems in the near future with it.
Wc: 166
33. When looking at the teams we have in the ISFL and DSFL, is there any team you believe is in need of a major rebrand or update to their current branding? Why or why not?
Well this is an easy one for me. There are two teams, both in the ISFL, that are in need of rebranding and those two would be the Yellowknife Wraiths and the Chicago Butchers. This is not because I think their logo is ugly or because I think their location is weird or anything like that, but rather because those assets are not ours to be using. These teams are the only ones that still remain unrepresented in the all important ISFL merch shop, and have 0 stock in the acrylic block game as of right now. If we were going off of teams that need a rebrand due to preferences though, I would have to say Dallas. I don’t like them and think their branding should be fired into the sun in favor of the Dumperstown Full Diapers. Because they stink and belong in the dumpster. Bang bang, lion gang.
Wc: 151