08-06-2023, 09:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-06-2023, 10:43 PM by Mojojojo. Edited 3 times in total.)
19. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. (Written Task)
While it may have come to a surprise to some that the New York Silverbacks – one of the newest franchises in the ISFL – are seeking bids for a new stadium, the team knows it is time for some updates to the Concrete Jungle. The first and most important being the inclusion of a banana stand as a feature concession. There are many reasons why a banana stand is an important investment in the team’s brand, fans, and players. Reason 1 (for the brand): Apes like bananas and the team mascot is, after all, an ape. Reason 2 (for the fans): There is always money in the banana stand. How do we know this? We’ve overheard season pass-holders exiting their reserve boxes remarking to one another about how much they would enjoy a fancy banana treat as they watch the Silverbacks play their home games, flippantly remarking that they couldn’t cost more than $10. $10 for a fancy banana? Just think of the profits! And Reason 3 (for the team): Potassium will help prevent cramps and keep players fighting fit.
27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why? (Written Task)
Lionel Scrimmage was born (and named) to play football. And not just to play football, but to be right up on the front line, face-to-face with the opponent, at the center of the action as soon as the play kicks off. So it’s hard for him to imagine playing at any position other than defensive line. However, if he were hard pressed to pick a different position it would have to be on the other side of that line: the offensive side. As an offensive lineman, Lionel would still be able to look the opponent in the eye and engage in all the mental and physical sparring that entails. He would still get to focus on foot placement, hand fighting, and balancing of body weight – all aspects of strategy and training in which Lionel excels. And he wouldn’t have to diet, the only form of personal discipline that has failed Lionel since his childhood.
31. Make up an award for your player (or even someone else) to win for something not on the football field. (Written or Graphic Task)
35. Create the front page of a newspaper celebrating the win or the Ultimus or Ultimini winner. (Graphic Option)
While it may have come to a surprise to some that the New York Silverbacks – one of the newest franchises in the ISFL – are seeking bids for a new stadium, the team knows it is time for some updates to the Concrete Jungle. The first and most important being the inclusion of a banana stand as a feature concession. There are many reasons why a banana stand is an important investment in the team’s brand, fans, and players. Reason 1 (for the brand): Apes like bananas and the team mascot is, after all, an ape. Reason 2 (for the fans): There is always money in the banana stand. How do we know this? We’ve overheard season pass-holders exiting their reserve boxes remarking to one another about how much they would enjoy a fancy banana treat as they watch the Silverbacks play their home games, flippantly remarking that they couldn’t cost more than $10. $10 for a fancy banana? Just think of the profits! And Reason 3 (for the team): Potassium will help prevent cramps and keep players fighting fit.
27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why? (Written Task)
Lionel Scrimmage was born (and named) to play football. And not just to play football, but to be right up on the front line, face-to-face with the opponent, at the center of the action as soon as the play kicks off. So it’s hard for him to imagine playing at any position other than defensive line. However, if he were hard pressed to pick a different position it would have to be on the other side of that line: the offensive side. As an offensive lineman, Lionel would still be able to look the opponent in the eye and engage in all the mental and physical sparring that entails. He would still get to focus on foot placement, hand fighting, and balancing of body weight – all aspects of strategy and training in which Lionel excels. And he wouldn’t have to diet, the only form of personal discipline that has failed Lionel since his childhood.
31. Make up an award for your player (or even someone else) to win for something not on the football field. (Written or Graphic Task)
35. Create the front page of a newspaper celebrating the win or the Ultimus or Ultimini winner. (Graphic Option)