Philippe Carter is a weird dude. And every weird dude does one thing: Collect stuff.
Carter isn't you average collector. He doesn't go on ebay looking for Star Wars action figures or baseball cards, stamps or old coins, no, he collects weird as hell artifacts. Objects that (supposedly) belonged to someone or that came from something great.
He gets ripped off every single time he buys something and his house is filled with crap. The relics he has go from a lipstick that belonged to Marilyn Monroe, the gun that killed JFK, some of the beard hair of Erik the Red, a piece of a random wall of Atlantis and much more.
Since he started playing football, he started getting stuff that had to do with his team name and used those as lucky charms. When he was with Colorado State, he got a ram skull, then when he was with the Yeti, a yeti finger (yes, he's stupid) and now that he is with the Outlaws, he got a piece of the fabric of the clothes Jesse James was wearing when he got killed. It's probably some dude in his basement who had a paper cut and sold that on ebay but what's important is that Carter believes it's true. With the numbers he's having this season, this piece of fabric never leaves him. He even had it attached to a gold chain so he could wear that crap in public.
You don't need to be smart to deflect passes, I guess.
Carter isn't you average collector. He doesn't go on ebay looking for Star Wars action figures or baseball cards, stamps or old coins, no, he collects weird as hell artifacts. Objects that (supposedly) belonged to someone or that came from something great.
He gets ripped off every single time he buys something and his house is filled with crap. The relics he has go from a lipstick that belonged to Marilyn Monroe, the gun that killed JFK, some of the beard hair of Erik the Red, a piece of a random wall of Atlantis and much more.
Since he started playing football, he started getting stuff that had to do with his team name and used those as lucky charms. When he was with Colorado State, he got a ram skull, then when he was with the Yeti, a yeti finger (yes, he's stupid) and now that he is with the Outlaws, he got a piece of the fabric of the clothes Jesse James was wearing when he got killed. It's probably some dude in his basement who had a paper cut and sold that on ebay but what's important is that Carter believes it's true. With the numbers he's having this season, this piece of fabric never leaves him. He even had it attached to a gold chain so he could wear that crap in public.
You don't need to be smart to deflect passes, I guess.
(07-05-2021, 03:34 PM)r0tzbua Wrote: My favourite person from Quebec (next to Celine Dion) @enigmatic