(1) SHL Affiliate: 150+ Words - 2.5 TPE
(2) 19. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. (Written Task) - 150+ Words - 2.5 TPE
The most important thing for the new stadium would be the new Real-Madrid-esque rotating field with sanitation. You can literally prime the field any sort of way that you want and heat and cool the field to be prepped for game day. This would create ideal playing conditions for the players, and the team can adjust the field temperatures to get a SOLID home field advantage! Could you imagine playing winter-football on a slightly warm field or blistering cold? In addition to this it is mandatory to have a nice hot and cold cycle, via sauna and ice bath! It is required for proper rest and recovery for any professional athlete to be totally honest, and thus needs to be in the stadium blueprints for the new field. OH, and a giant Jumbotron at the very centre, like in Dallas -- because who doesnt like a giant jumbotron to see the cheerleaders and of course the game!
(3) 23. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? What sort of improvements would you make to the sim engine if given the opportunity? 150+ Words - 2.5 TPE
The sim engine is definitely an enigma for all ISFL users and players. You are down by 4 points in a close playoff game, you are on the opponents 1 yard line, with 30 seconds left on the clock, first down and WHAT DOES THE SIM DO? BOOTS A FIELD GOAL AND YOU LOSE THE GAME! Yes, this has happened and I have seen it happen so many times. The sim engine is riddled with absolutely numb-braining decisions that hamper the overall ISFL experience. Now, I know we have not switched in awhile, and I truly would not mind giving up stuff (And making builds, teams, etc) more broken, in exchange for what would be seen as “standard” play calling and decision making by the AI head coaches. It would not surprise me that if I am on a team that is making a run for an Ultimus, to get absolutely cooked by a head coach AI or SIMMED, and lose the game or the title as a result. In fact, I have already accepted that as a foregone conclusion, which makes me sad.
(4) 24. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do? (Written Task) - 150+ words - 2.5 TPE
Oh easy! If I was on deck to manage the half time show, I would use the USA federal budget to host the most extravagant show possible! I would throw back to the 2020 NFL Superbowl and hire the absolute GOAT of all time, The Weeknd, to throw a massive party. He would just be on some live stream or something, or you are able to fly to his crib in LA and just hang out while he plays all of his CLASSICS all night long. There would be an extended half time of course, to accommodate this, like 2 hours. That way, all of the ISFL crew will be happy and pumped up, enjoy the half time show, and get to enjoy the next half of football! I did forget to mention the best part of this – FREE DRINKS SHIPPED TO YOUR HOUSE VIA DRONE DELIVERY – just so nobody is sober during this time! What a treat, what a gift, what a halftime!
(2) 19. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. (Written Task) - 150+ Words - 2.5 TPE
The most important thing for the new stadium would be the new Real-Madrid-esque rotating field with sanitation. You can literally prime the field any sort of way that you want and heat and cool the field to be prepped for game day. This would create ideal playing conditions for the players, and the team can adjust the field temperatures to get a SOLID home field advantage! Could you imagine playing winter-football on a slightly warm field or blistering cold? In addition to this it is mandatory to have a nice hot and cold cycle, via sauna and ice bath! It is required for proper rest and recovery for any professional athlete to be totally honest, and thus needs to be in the stadium blueprints for the new field. OH, and a giant Jumbotron at the very centre, like in Dallas -- because who doesnt like a giant jumbotron to see the cheerleaders and of course the game!
(3) 23. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? What sort of improvements would you make to the sim engine if given the opportunity? 150+ Words - 2.5 TPE
The sim engine is definitely an enigma for all ISFL users and players. You are down by 4 points in a close playoff game, you are on the opponents 1 yard line, with 30 seconds left on the clock, first down and WHAT DOES THE SIM DO? BOOTS A FIELD GOAL AND YOU LOSE THE GAME! Yes, this has happened and I have seen it happen so many times. The sim engine is riddled with absolutely numb-braining decisions that hamper the overall ISFL experience. Now, I know we have not switched in awhile, and I truly would not mind giving up stuff (And making builds, teams, etc) more broken, in exchange for what would be seen as “standard” play calling and decision making by the AI head coaches. It would not surprise me that if I am on a team that is making a run for an Ultimus, to get absolutely cooked by a head coach AI or SIMMED, and lose the game or the title as a result. In fact, I have already accepted that as a foregone conclusion, which makes me sad.
(4) 24. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do? (Written Task) - 150+ words - 2.5 TPE
Oh easy! If I was on deck to manage the half time show, I would use the USA federal budget to host the most extravagant show possible! I would throw back to the 2020 NFL Superbowl and hire the absolute GOAT of all time, The Weeknd, to throw a massive party. He would just be on some live stream or something, or you are able to fly to his crib in LA and just hang out while he plays all of his CLASSICS all night long. There would be an extended half time of course, to accommodate this, like 2 hours. That way, all of the ISFL crew will be happy and pumped up, enjoy the half time show, and get to enjoy the next half of football! I did forget to mention the best part of this – FREE DRINKS SHIPPED TO YOUR HOUSE VIA DRONE DELIVERY – just so nobody is sober during this time! What a treat, what a gift, what a halftime!