15. If you could create a team using any active players in the league, what would that team look like? Would you build a group of all-stars to contend in the next Ultimus, or a team full of jokesters for the fun of it? Describe the roster and why you chose the players you did. (Written or Graphic Task)
As a self-proclaimed funny guy, if I could create a team using any active player in the league, I'd only use players with the funniest names possible, because of course I would. I am predictable. For reasons, I will only use players in the ISFL, so even though there's a wide receiver on the Royals literally named A Waffle, I unfortunately won't be considering him. I'll be using the same roster limitations I've had in fantasy. First of all, my QB. I am considering two quarterbacks in particular, being Colorado's Wolfie McDummy Jr. and my Sailfish's Willier Miller. Chicago's Painted Penguin who welcomed me to the league and was one of my teammates in Minnesota would be an alright option but the former two's names are funnier. I'll go with Wolfie McDummy Jr. because "McDummy" is such a ridiculous surname and I can't help but love it. Next, my team's running backs would be Kumquat Archipelago and Pete Zuh. Kumquat Archipelago is just such an unfortunate name and I do love me some pizza. Next up, my two wide receivers shall be Really Creative-Name and "Captain" Billy Stinkwater. I'm sorry but Really Creative-Name is such an amazing name in my opinion. And Stinkwater. Just look at that name. My tight end would be Bread Bowl because I need a player to hold my bread. Now there are plenty of good OL names, like Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj, whose name I can't describe or comprehend at all. My kicker will be Bob Kickerson, look at that name, he was born to be a kicker! For my defensive lineman, I'll choose Ronald McDonald, who's really moved up. He went from the mascot of one of the most recognizable companies in the world to a professional football player, how nice! As much as I'd love to put my player, King Dedede, at linebacker, King Dedede is not the funniest name. Instead, I'll choose RE #38. And finally, my defensive back. I'll go with Yellowknife safety Sam Sung, maybe he'll give me a free phone if I give him a spot on the team.
As a self-proclaimed funny guy, if I could create a team using any active player in the league, I'd only use players with the funniest names possible, because of course I would. I am predictable. For reasons, I will only use players in the ISFL, so even though there's a wide receiver on the Royals literally named A Waffle, I unfortunately won't be considering him. I'll be using the same roster limitations I've had in fantasy. First of all, my QB. I am considering two quarterbacks in particular, being Colorado's Wolfie McDummy Jr. and my Sailfish's Willier Miller. Chicago's Painted Penguin who welcomed me to the league and was one of my teammates in Minnesota would be an alright option but the former two's names are funnier. I'll go with Wolfie McDummy Jr. because "McDummy" is such a ridiculous surname and I can't help but love it. Next, my team's running backs would be Kumquat Archipelago and Pete Zuh. Kumquat Archipelago is just such an unfortunate name and I do love me some pizza. Next up, my two wide receivers shall be Really Creative-Name and "Captain" Billy Stinkwater. I'm sorry but Really Creative-Name is such an amazing name in my opinion. And Stinkwater. Just look at that name. My tight end would be Bread Bowl because I need a player to hold my bread. Now there are plenty of good OL names, like Zisia Ojeisndiwoseodj, whose name I can't describe or comprehend at all. My kicker will be Bob Kickerson, look at that name, he was born to be a kicker! For my defensive lineman, I'll choose Ronald McDonald, who's really moved up. He went from the mascot of one of the most recognizable companies in the world to a professional football player, how nice! As much as I'd love to put my player, King Dedede, at linebacker, King Dedede is not the funniest name. Instead, I'll choose RE #38. And finally, my defensive back. I'll go with Yellowknife safety Sam Sung, maybe he'll give me a free phone if I give him a spot on the team.