Arms stretched out as far as they could, I woke up and got my loafers on. The curdling sound of coffee beans being strained with a smacking scent of French vanilla and maple syrup pancakes. It was like any other day, I grabbed the mail out of the box and a huge highly recognize-able sticker stood tall on a thick white envelope. “Deal or no deal” At first I suggested to myself this was probably a scam. I tore threw the paper and opened it . Neil Bonnet you have been selected to come on DEAL OR NO DEAL : CELEBRITY MEGA MILLIONS - We upped the stakes this year and added the value of the jackpot case to a whopping 10,000,000$ Please call 1-800-PICK-ONE . I called the number and it brought me to an automated voice message of that popular Rick role song on YouTube. “Never gonna give you up”
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