In the, long overdue, re-imaging of the smash hit "Crunch-a-tize Me Captain" there was only one man in the DSFL who could answer the call and be the Captain to bring the crunch. Sergei Nunkanblok, the man of mystery from the caucuses of eastern europe was born for the role. He was scouted for his natural charisma and superlative mustache. Boasting a wonderful tenor voicing he solidified the "Crunch-a-tize Me Captain" sea shanty for generations to come. He and his teammates will frequently join in with him after games to sing the sea shanty of defensive ends everywhere.
Crunch-a-tize me, Captain, in the morning light,
Sailin' on the cereal sea, a sailor's delight,
With a bowl and spoon, we'll face the tide,
Crunchin' waves on this breakfast ride.
The captain grinned, a cereal king,
In a sea of oats, he began to sing,
"Crunch-a-tize me hearties, let joy set sail,
Through the milk and honey, we'll prevail."
Crunch-a-tize me, Captain, in the morning light,
Sailin' on the cereal sea, a sailor's delight,
With a bowl and spoon, we'll face the tide,
Crunchin' waves on this breakfast ride.
The captain grinned, a cereal king,
In a sea of oats, he began to sing,
"Crunch-a-tize me hearties, let joy set sail,
Through the milk and honey, we'll prevail."
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