19. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it. (Written Task)
While the COL stadium is assuredly spectacular, with its red coloring and dignified squatch affixed within a C in the middle of the field, overall it’s a bit drab – and you could say the same about its location, with Colorado’s skyline beautiful but ultimately not taken advantage of in its current state. Colorado is one of the states with the least amount of wetland, which is exactly why it needs to be showcased. The stadium should be moved smack dab in the middle of the Monte Vista wetlands, about four hours south of Denver by car. We have endless open, wet land to recreate a new vision for football. There would be no need for artificial or expensive grown turf, with the swampy marshland proving suitable both for sport and in decreasing contact injuries on account of its soft, mushy nature. These savings could allow for exponentially more to be spent on the fan experience, conservation, and ultimately bettering the sport as a whole.
24. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
There has never been a dearth of talent in the ISFL when it comes to both its players and coaches, with everything from chicken nuggets to investigators to timelords gracing its halls at some point or other. Halftime shows are expensive and have had limited impact in drawing the necessary attention in recent years. The solution seems simple – host a talent show consisting entirely of the natural talent we have within the league. With the cast of characters we’ve amassed, it would likely prove far more entertaining to both in person and live viewers while drastically limiting excess expenditure that could be put to better use with things like updating the sim. Each team would be required to field at least one participant, with casting also provided by some of the great color commentators we already have in the league. I cant think of a particular reward for participating, but I like to think helping the league is reason enough.
While the COL stadium is assuredly spectacular, with its red coloring and dignified squatch affixed within a C in the middle of the field, overall it’s a bit drab – and you could say the same about its location, with Colorado’s skyline beautiful but ultimately not taken advantage of in its current state. Colorado is one of the states with the least amount of wetland, which is exactly why it needs to be showcased. The stadium should be moved smack dab in the middle of the Monte Vista wetlands, about four hours south of Denver by car. We have endless open, wet land to recreate a new vision for football. There would be no need for artificial or expensive grown turf, with the swampy marshland proving suitable both for sport and in decreasing contact injuries on account of its soft, mushy nature. These savings could allow for exponentially more to be spent on the fan experience, conservation, and ultimately bettering the sport as a whole.
24. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
There has never been a dearth of talent in the ISFL when it comes to both its players and coaches, with everything from chicken nuggets to investigators to timelords gracing its halls at some point or other. Halftime shows are expensive and have had limited impact in drawing the necessary attention in recent years. The solution seems simple – host a talent show consisting entirely of the natural talent we have within the league. With the cast of characters we’ve amassed, it would likely prove far more entertaining to both in person and live viewers while drastically limiting excess expenditure that could be put to better use with things like updating the sim. Each team would be required to field at least one participant, with casting also provided by some of the great color commentators we already have in the league. I cant think of a particular reward for participating, but I like to think helping the league is reason enough.