The idea of not being a Grey Duck sends a shiver down Drake Wane's spine. With all due respect to the other teams, the Grey and Blue pump through his veins. If he was a Python, a seawolf, a luchador, would he still be in the DSFL? Perhaps if he had been a London Royal, he would have returned to his creative writing roots and become a William Blake scholar. If he were a Buccaneer, perhaps he would have become radicalized by the cor bleaching of al refereed dedicated his life to oceanic conservation. Perhaps joining the pack in Kansas City would have resulted in DW becoming engrossed in the arts of Kansas City barbecue, and he would have renounced the proverbial pigskin for the literal pigskin.
Drake's mother frequently calls to inform Drake about high school teaching jobs back in Milwaukee and probably would have been thrilled if Drake had changed his professional course. However, now that he's cast his lot with the finest football team in Minnesota, Drake Wane is determined to make his flying V proud and represent the Goose Gang in the ISFL.
Drake's mother frequently calls to inform Drake about high school teaching jobs back in Milwaukee and probably would have been thrilled if Drake had changed his professional course. However, now that he's cast his lot with the finest football team in Minnesota, Drake Wane is determined to make his flying V proud and represent the Goose Gang in the ISFL.