18.) With the DSFL draft upcoming, teams should be chomping at the bit to add Seer Ial to their squad. With Ial, you get a blazing fast receiver who can turn on a time and make opposing cornerbacks look silly. He also possesses surprisingly good hands for someone of his nature. You won’t confuse him for a possession receiver any time soon, but you’re also not gonna get as many drops as you’d expect. Most importantly though, Ial comes to the table as the only relevant receiver that has DSFL playoffs experience, having joined the Minnesota Grey Ducks at the tail end of the season. It was a great crash course on what not to do in a playoffs situation, and honestly their loss was likely due to not giving Seer Ial the playing time he deserved.There’s no chance in hell that TurnDaBallOva throws two interceptions if he’s throwing the ball to Seer Ial instead!
19.) If any team needed a new stadium, it’s the Minnesota Grey Ducks. Their dingy facilities were honestly an embarrassment to everyone, and there is nowhere to go but up from there. The biggest thing they gotta add to a new stadium is hot water for the shower. Not all of us want an icy cold shower every time! We also need more lockers in the locker rooms. Everyone needs their own locker, we shouldn’t be sharing 2 or even 3 people to a single locker with all this equipment we got. And while we’re talking about lockers, let’s get some charging ports in these new lockers. It’s the 21st century, we all got phones and other gadgets that need to be charged, so make it convenient for us to do so! Finally, we gotta put a retractable dome on the top of this thing. Some people like that Minnesota snow front coming down on the field. I’m not one of them, let’s keep this field dry!
24.) The key to a good half-time show is to get a talented performer that can bring a ton of energy to the field. That’s why I propose we get Dua Lipa to put on a show. She’s got a ton of high energy hits and is sure to make everyone dance. Levitating, Houdini, Break My Heart, the number of great songs that can get you pumped for the second half are endless. Plus, you’ve got great crossover potential for guest performers. You can please many of the older watchers with Cold Heart, bringing Elton John into the mix and giving him the reins to play one of his many hits. You can also shift to a more new school theme and go into the rap angle with the Sweetest Pie, bringing Megan Thee Stallion out on stage. Heck you could even go international with it. Kiss and Make Up probably wouldn’t normally make my list on a solo playlist for Dua Lipa, but if it’s used as an excuse to bring BLACKPINK to the scene? Yes please!
32.) Coming this fall, be on the lookout for Seer Ial Views! On this podcast, Seer Ial will partner with a rotating cast of teammates and friends as they discuss a wide barometer of topics. Football will of course be on the docket, but a lot of the time the pair will ramble on about whatever topic tickles their fancy at the time. Expect plenty of discussion about Town of Salem, Marvel Snap, Final Fantasy, and a multitude of other games. There will also be topics based on what’s happening in both the music and movie worlds, discussing new releases and surprise hits that others may have missed. In addition to a rotating partner, Seer Ial will frequently have guests appear on the podcast. These guests may be relevant to the main topic discussed in that particular episode, or it may just be someone cool he wanted to talk to on that particular day. And of course, the podcast will be sponsored by Cocoa Puffs, the one true cereal.
19.) If any team needed a new stadium, it’s the Minnesota Grey Ducks. Their dingy facilities were honestly an embarrassment to everyone, and there is nowhere to go but up from there. The biggest thing they gotta add to a new stadium is hot water for the shower. Not all of us want an icy cold shower every time! We also need more lockers in the locker rooms. Everyone needs their own locker, we shouldn’t be sharing 2 or even 3 people to a single locker with all this equipment we got. And while we’re talking about lockers, let’s get some charging ports in these new lockers. It’s the 21st century, we all got phones and other gadgets that need to be charged, so make it convenient for us to do so! Finally, we gotta put a retractable dome on the top of this thing. Some people like that Minnesota snow front coming down on the field. I’m not one of them, let’s keep this field dry!
24.) The key to a good half-time show is to get a talented performer that can bring a ton of energy to the field. That’s why I propose we get Dua Lipa to put on a show. She’s got a ton of high energy hits and is sure to make everyone dance. Levitating, Houdini, Break My Heart, the number of great songs that can get you pumped for the second half are endless. Plus, you’ve got great crossover potential for guest performers. You can please many of the older watchers with Cold Heart, bringing Elton John into the mix and giving him the reins to play one of his many hits. You can also shift to a more new school theme and go into the rap angle with the Sweetest Pie, bringing Megan Thee Stallion out on stage. Heck you could even go international with it. Kiss and Make Up probably wouldn’t normally make my list on a solo playlist for Dua Lipa, but if it’s used as an excuse to bring BLACKPINK to the scene? Yes please!
32.) Coming this fall, be on the lookout for Seer Ial Views! On this podcast, Seer Ial will partner with a rotating cast of teammates and friends as they discuss a wide barometer of topics. Football will of course be on the docket, but a lot of the time the pair will ramble on about whatever topic tickles their fancy at the time. Expect plenty of discussion about Town of Salem, Marvel Snap, Final Fantasy, and a multitude of other games. There will also be topics based on what’s happening in both the music and movie worlds, discussing new releases and surprise hits that others may have missed. In addition to a rotating partner, Seer Ial will frequently have guests appear on the podcast. These guests may be relevant to the main topic discussed in that particular episode, or it may just be someone cool he wanted to talk to on that particular day. And of course, the podcast will be sponsored by Cocoa Puffs, the one true cereal.