17. Going to Disney World! Who was the Ultimus or Ultimini Game MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disney World. (Written Task)
The Ultimus game MVP was shockingly none of the players. It was not even a person involved with either of the teams or the league itself. The true MVP’s were the fans of the great city of Yellowknife. They have suffered through multiple forest fires, moose attacks, and toilet paper shortages during this season. Despite all that, they always showed up to cheer on their team through an improbable run despite all odds.
They can’t all go to Disney World unfortunately, since many of them lack the means and the league run by the new despotic commissioner would never bother to fund such an endeavor. So instead, The Great One himself, Wayne Gretzky, has invited them to his Canadian Ice Palace of Mystery. The guests can expect to run into such treats like ice skating bear shows, free ice wine tastings, and a smoked meats delicateserie. Overall, we can expect them to come home happy and healthy, and possible a little buzzed. [162 Words]
22. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights. (Written or Graphic Task)
We going to write about the man, the myth, the legend… Dusty Lane Wilson. He comes from a long line of Yellowknife Wraith faithful, with his dad or relative or something previously playing for them his whole career.
Weighing in at some amount of pounds, Wilson has primarily played as a wide receiver for the London Royals in the DSFL. He had an exceptional start to his career there despite the leadership from GM Tylertokesome, even beating the invincible Tijuana Luchadors en route to an Ultimini appearance. Unfortunately they could not continue their run and win the championship, but they did show well and Wilson looked primed for a bright future.
Prior to the ISFL draft, Wilson told scouts he was open to playing RB and plying his trade as a shifty catchy boi out of the backfield. He’s a fast and strong lad so we expect to see him continue in the tradition of top tier Yellowknife running backs like Tolliver and that other one I forgot. [168 Words]
23. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? What sort of improvements would you make to the sim engine if given the opportunity? (Written Task)
My thoughts on the sim engine and software? I got two words for yah bucko: Stanky Ass.
Wolverine Studios is clearly just a front for EA with all their poorly manufactured year after year franchises with minimal improvements and lifts. They like to just put a new shade of lipstick on the pig each year an expect us to buy it.
As for our usage of the sim engine, I think it is reasonable with what the platforms limitations are, and our broadcasts are well suited for it. The balance team has relatively done a good job since there is only so much we can do about the logic and playbook manipulation within the sim itself.
If I could wish for one new thing to see in the sim is maybe a better or more dynamic stat representation throughout games. I think it’s often tough to see who has what stats midgame with how it rotates, and often for the first play in the series shows the wrong teams stats which can be confusing.
A true 3D sim would be the pipedream, but we all know that Madden is arguably worse and would not be a good time to see (we’ve seen it done elsewhere as a failure). [208 Words]
36. Affiliate PT from either SHL/SSL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1.
SHL PT Affiliate
The Ultimus game MVP was shockingly none of the players. It was not even a person involved with either of the teams or the league itself. The true MVP’s were the fans of the great city of Yellowknife. They have suffered through multiple forest fires, moose attacks, and toilet paper shortages during this season. Despite all that, they always showed up to cheer on their team through an improbable run despite all odds.
They can’t all go to Disney World unfortunately, since many of them lack the means and the league run by the new despotic commissioner would never bother to fund such an endeavor. So instead, The Great One himself, Wayne Gretzky, has invited them to his Canadian Ice Palace of Mystery. The guests can expect to run into such treats like ice skating bear shows, free ice wine tastings, and a smoked meats delicateserie. Overall, we can expect them to come home happy and healthy, and possible a little buzzed. [162 Words]
22. Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, or highlights. (Written or Graphic Task)
We going to write about the man, the myth, the legend… Dusty Lane Wilson. He comes from a long line of Yellowknife Wraith faithful, with his dad or relative or something previously playing for them his whole career.
Weighing in at some amount of pounds, Wilson has primarily played as a wide receiver for the London Royals in the DSFL. He had an exceptional start to his career there despite the leadership from GM Tylertokesome, even beating the invincible Tijuana Luchadors en route to an Ultimini appearance. Unfortunately they could not continue their run and win the championship, but they did show well and Wilson looked primed for a bright future.
Prior to the ISFL draft, Wilson told scouts he was open to playing RB and plying his trade as a shifty catchy boi out of the backfield. He’s a fast and strong lad so we expect to see him continue in the tradition of top tier Yellowknife running backs like Tolliver and that other one I forgot. [168 Words]
23. What are your thoughts on the sim engine? What sort of improvements would you make to the sim engine if given the opportunity? (Written Task)
My thoughts on the sim engine and software? I got two words for yah bucko: Stanky Ass.
Wolverine Studios is clearly just a front for EA with all their poorly manufactured year after year franchises with minimal improvements and lifts. They like to just put a new shade of lipstick on the pig each year an expect us to buy it.
As for our usage of the sim engine, I think it is reasonable with what the platforms limitations are, and our broadcasts are well suited for it. The balance team has relatively done a good job since there is only so much we can do about the logic and playbook manipulation within the sim itself.
If I could wish for one new thing to see in the sim is maybe a better or more dynamic stat representation throughout games. I think it’s often tough to see who has what stats midgame with how it rotates, and often for the first play in the series shows the wrong teams stats which can be confusing.
A true 3D sim would be the pipedream, but we all know that Madden is arguably worse and would not be a good time to see (we’ve seen it done elsewhere as a failure). [208 Words]
36. Affiliate PT from either SHL/SSL/PBE. The Weeks must match with the timeframe of this Offseason Task. And you may only use a max of 1.
SHL PT Affiliate