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ISFL Weekly Mirror
Victory Edition
Senior Correspondants: @griis/@jreed12
ISFL WEEKLY MIRROR WINS BIG! S46 GEMINI ROUNDUP!
Sniff sniff
Do you smell that? That thing in the air?
Doesn’t it smell so sweet and delectable? Just like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, or grandma’s apple pie, wafting into every nook and cranny?
Why, reader, we can tell you what that smell is. It’s been something so tantalizingly intangible this entire S46 season. We’ve been waiting so long for the moment where we could finally reach out and capture it.
What we are referring to, reader, is none other than SWEET SWEET VICTORY!!!
THE ISFL WEEKLY MIRROR IS YOUR S46 GEMINI-WINNING SERIES!!!
Oh, how excellent it feels, to stand on top of the enemies and detractors we’ve defeated, to bask in the warmth and ultimate glory of the ever-coveted Gemini.The stars truly did align for the ISFL Weekly Mirror to become CONQUERORS of the league media landscape and claim our RIGHTFUL THRONE with the ULTIMATE TROPHY!
Furthermore, the infamous Senior Correspondents of the Mirror, jreed and griis, are runners up for the BEST AUTHOR and BEST NEW AUTHOR awards, despite all the UPHILL BATTLES they have persevered through this season! These Senior Correspondents have proven their RESILIENCE, the gravitas of which you cannot DEFEAT by any ORTHODOX means, as has been proven time and time again!
However, our thirst for true and accurate hard-hitting journalism is far from over. As we perch atop our throne, overlooking all the lands of ISFL Media, we shall strive for even more. Prepare yourself, reader, for the ultimate magnum opus of the ISFL Weekly Mirror: a GEMINI DYNASTY for seasons to come!
On a more serious note, we would like to extend our heartfelt gratitude to @Baron1898 for a job well done on the awards, especially taking the time to read every single one of the Mirror’s god awful mind-numbing articles and put together a comprehensive award show. When we started this project, the goal was to produce a funny little tabloid like the National Enquirer; but as it started catching wind, we decided to up the stakes and develop a cohesive storyline until today, when the project has taken on an absolutely wild persona of its own.
The amount of dedication that goes into compiling and grading all these media pieces against each other is truly staggering and it shows in how coveted this award has become.
We would also like to respectfully thank and congratulate @Brad Woof, @lock180, @shahdude, and of course the Young Yappers (@"Bamford13" and @McGriddy10) for helping add to the mythos and lore of what will go down as one of the most legendary and hilariously chaotic ISFL media seasons of all time. Your hard work and contributions to making this league fun do not go unnoticed, and we are really looking forward to seeing where the landscape of league media goes from here. Once again, congratulations to all those who received awards or were nominated, and GO MEDIA!
-jreed12 and griis
Victory Edition
Senior Correspondants: @griis/@jreed12
ISFL WEEKLY MIRROR WINS BIG! S46 GEMINI ROUNDUP!
Sniff sniff
Do you smell that? That thing in the air?
Doesn’t it smell so sweet and delectable? Just like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, or grandma’s apple pie, wafting into every nook and cranny?
Why, reader, we can tell you what that smell is. It’s been something so tantalizingly intangible this entire S46 season. We’ve been waiting so long for the moment where we could finally reach out and capture it.
What we are referring to, reader, is none other than SWEET SWEET VICTORY!!!
THE ISFL WEEKLY MIRROR IS YOUR S46 GEMINI-WINNING SERIES!!!
Oh, how excellent it feels, to stand on top of the enemies and detractors we’ve defeated, to bask in the warmth and ultimate glory of the ever-coveted Gemini.The stars truly did align for the ISFL Weekly Mirror to become CONQUERORS of the league media landscape and claim our RIGHTFUL THRONE with the ULTIMATE TROPHY!
Furthermore, the infamous Senior Correspondents of the Mirror, jreed and griis, are runners up for the BEST AUTHOR and BEST NEW AUTHOR awards, despite all the UPHILL BATTLES they have persevered through this season! These Senior Correspondents have proven their RESILIENCE, the gravitas of which you cannot DEFEAT by any ORTHODOX means, as has been proven time and time again!
However, our thirst for true and accurate hard-hitting journalism is far from over. As we perch atop our throne, overlooking all the lands of ISFL Media, we shall strive for even more. Prepare yourself, reader, for the ultimate magnum opus of the ISFL Weekly Mirror: a GEMINI DYNASTY for seasons to come!
On a more serious note, we would like to extend our heartfelt gratitude to @Baron1898 for a job well done on the awards, especially taking the time to read every single one of the Mirror’s god awful mind-numbing articles and put together a comprehensive award show. When we started this project, the goal was to produce a funny little tabloid like the National Enquirer; but as it started catching wind, we decided to up the stakes and develop a cohesive storyline until today, when the project has taken on an absolutely wild persona of its own.
The amount of dedication that goes into compiling and grading all these media pieces against each other is truly staggering and it shows in how coveted this award has become.
We would also like to respectfully thank and congratulate @Brad Woof, @lock180, @shahdude, and of course the Young Yappers (@"Bamford13" and @McGriddy10) for helping add to the mythos and lore of what will go down as one of the most legendary and hilariously chaotic ISFL media seasons of all time. Your hard work and contributions to making this league fun do not go unnoticed, and we are really looking forward to seeing where the landscape of league media goes from here. Once again, congratulations to all those who received awards or were nominated, and GO MEDIA!
-jreed12 and griis