Well, we are a$$.
Unfortunately, my player and the Fire Salamanders as a whole have been doing pretty rough. Furthermore, we are not really tanking as well as Tankalulu, so we are in this weird awkward zone where our pick may not be the top, but we still suck too much to have any shot at the playoffs. One of the big black eyes this season was our game against the Crash, in which they put up 66 points on us. Not only did this show that our defense can get pulled apart like a smoked turkey, but it was sadly 3 points short of the magic number, so it wasn't even a fun meme game and just a big fucking waste of my time.
Furthermore, my player is having an incredible sophomore slump. Don't tell Dewalt, but if you analyze my statistics, I have about a third the productivity at this point through the season last year. 4 missed tackles already, when last season in total I missed one? It's almost like earning more TPE set me back!
Unfortunately, my player and the Fire Salamanders as a whole have been doing pretty rough. Furthermore, we are not really tanking as well as Tankalulu, so we are in this weird awkward zone where our pick may not be the top, but we still suck too much to have any shot at the playoffs. One of the big black eyes this season was our game against the Crash, in which they put up 66 points on us. Not only did this show that our defense can get pulled apart like a smoked turkey, but it was sadly 3 points short of the magic number, so it wasn't even a fun meme game and just a big fucking waste of my time.
Furthermore, my player is having an incredible sophomore slump. Don't tell Dewalt, but if you analyze my statistics, I have about a third the productivity at this point through the season last year. 4 missed tackles already, when last season in total I missed one? It's almost like earning more TPE set me back!
S46 GEMINI WINNER - BEST ARTICLE (SERIES)
S47 GEMINI WINNER - BEST ARTICLE (SERIES)
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