As a relative newcomer, having just been pulled into the Dallas Birddogs, I think that I can be unbiased and not pick my own last place team to climb to the championship. Minnesota and Tijuana are clearly the top dogs, their record a step above everyone else. London is next, with Bondi and Portland close behind.
But what if? You can imagine any scenario if you jump through enough hoops. You see, it starts with an anonymous report. A simple message, sent to the Head Office, that maybe things aren't so up and up with the Grey Ducks. Maybe a screenshot or two. Then, a full blown investigation, where it's discovered that they entire team is juicing. That's right, they're profiting off a lucrative orange juice business, and they all decide to quit to follow their dreams of franchising. Minnesota is gone.
Then Tijuana reveals that they are all actually ChatGPT. The team, the GMs, everyone. The Head Office doesn't ban them because who wants to risk a robot uprising, but they self-select out, and go to for the RISFL (Robot International Sim Football League). Tijuana exit left.
London and Bondi both get it the worst. The team charter plane has to stop for maintenance in Topeka, and they're just never seen again. Real tragedy, and the league starts a memorial fund. Rumors run rampant, but no evidence is ever found. London and Bondi go bye bye.
Suddenly, Dallas has a shot to play. The team suits up, ready to prove themselves. And probably gets blown out, I guess. I mean, look at our record. It doesn't look like we've been lucky all year so why would that start now.
So, Portland takes it, mostly because the other teams have already started their offseason vacation schedule and really wanted to go visit Aruba, so half the offense was sipping Mai Tai's on a beach instead of playing.
But what if? You can imagine any scenario if you jump through enough hoops. You see, it starts with an anonymous report. A simple message, sent to the Head Office, that maybe things aren't so up and up with the Grey Ducks. Maybe a screenshot or two. Then, a full blown investigation, where it's discovered that they entire team is juicing. That's right, they're profiting off a lucrative orange juice business, and they all decide to quit to follow their dreams of franchising. Minnesota is gone.
Then Tijuana reveals that they are all actually ChatGPT. The team, the GMs, everyone. The Head Office doesn't ban them because who wants to risk a robot uprising, but they self-select out, and go to for the RISFL (Robot International Sim Football League). Tijuana exit left.
London and Bondi both get it the worst. The team charter plane has to stop for maintenance in Topeka, and they're just never seen again. Real tragedy, and the league starts a memorial fund. Rumors run rampant, but no evidence is ever found. London and Bondi go bye bye.
Suddenly, Dallas has a shot to play. The team suits up, ready to prove themselves. And probably gets blown out, I guess. I mean, look at our record. It doesn't look like we've been lucky all year so why would that start now.
So, Portland takes it, mostly because the other teams have already started their offseason vacation schedule and really wanted to go visit Aruba, so half the offense was sipping Mai Tai's on a beach instead of playing.