18. This task is exclusive to recreate/non-recreate rookies of the S48 class and later. The season is over and the draft is coming up. What do you bring to a team, and why should a team choose to take a chance on you next season?
My player, Dexter Morgan, is eligible to be taken in the upcoming DSFL draft. I know it is quite early in terms of DSFL scouting, but overall there has not been much interest for Morgan's services. To me, this means that some team will get a steal with their draft pick. With a plethora of active new users and legendary recreate users, I am completely expecting to fall in the draft. I anticipate being a 3rd round pick at best and would not be surprised to fall into the 4th or even 5th round. This is fine to me because this means whichever team I end up with will have selected great pieces ahead of me, making the team better. Teams should draft me because they will have their 250 TPE quarterback locked up for quite a long time due to lack of opportunities in the ISFL, which I feel would be a great usage of a late pick. (159 words)
21. Written Option: If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
Wow, this is a tough one for sure. What kind of show could be made around a character named Dexter Morgan? I guess there is that one show called Dexter about a serial killer who has a normal job and does his shenanigans on the side. Come to think of it, his name in the show is Dexter Morgan. Huh, what a coincidence. Anyways, I think my Dexter would have a reality definitely fictional show about a professional football player who satisfies his dark urges by committing murder on his days off from practice. The show would follow around my Dexter as he uses his superb acting skills to fake being a sociopath because in reality he is most definitely a normal man who just plays quarterback and does nothing else. Just don't ask him where he goes on Saturday nights. He just really, really needs his alone time. He says it helps him to decompress and "silences the voices in his head", whatever that means. (166 words)
27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
This is something I actually have already thought about as I only created my player a few weeks ago. It was a difficult decision to create a quarterback and one I almost went back on. If I did not create a quarterback, I would have definitely gone back to the roots of my first player, Jake Dropson, and created a wide receiver. I greatly enjoyed my time out wide for many reasons. First off, it seems like receivers get a lot of love in the sim, or at least they did back then. Any given play you could go for an 8- yard bomb. Or, in Dropson's case, a -27 yard reception that I still cannot comprehend. I mean, how the hell does a receiver get -27 yards from a single catch? It is also simpler to just pump speed up to 100 using TPE rather than figuring out the perfect balance of arm, intelligence, and throwing accuracy for the DSFL caps. It would also be way easier to convince a GM to give me a roster spot if I played literally any position besides quarterback, but that is just how life goes sometimes. (194 words)
33. When looking at the teams we have in the ISFL and DSFL, is there any team you believe is in need of a major rebrand or update to their current branding? Why or why not?
No offense to whoever came up with it, but the current Portland Pythons branding is atrocious in my opinion. This might stem from my time in S17 with the Pythons, but I think the black and yellow branding was superior in every single way and I have no idea why they decided to change it up. While it might be frowned upon to revert back to previous branding, I think it was so good that the decision should be made immediately. I mean look at this. It is a masterpiece. This one is just a green eyesore. The previous logo looks intimidating and badass. It exudes power and definitely has BSDE (big snake dick energy). This current one looks like a doofus who mistook a football for a mouse. Again, I do not mean to offend the brains behind this rebrand, but did you really have to pick that shade of green? P.S. if a Portland GM reads this, I want you to know I will still dislike the logo if you draft me but I will really, really, really try to let it grow on me. (186 words)
My player, Dexter Morgan, is eligible to be taken in the upcoming DSFL draft. I know it is quite early in terms of DSFL scouting, but overall there has not been much interest for Morgan's services. To me, this means that some team will get a steal with their draft pick. With a plethora of active new users and legendary recreate users, I am completely expecting to fall in the draft. I anticipate being a 3rd round pick at best and would not be surprised to fall into the 4th or even 5th round. This is fine to me because this means whichever team I end up with will have selected great pieces ahead of me, making the team better. Teams should draft me because they will have their 250 TPE quarterback locked up for quite a long time due to lack of opportunities in the ISFL, which I feel would be a great usage of a late pick. (159 words)
21. Written Option: If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
Wow, this is a tough one for sure. What kind of show could be made around a character named Dexter Morgan? I guess there is that one show called Dexter about a serial killer who has a normal job and does his shenanigans on the side. Come to think of it, his name in the show is Dexter Morgan. Huh, what a coincidence. Anyways, I think my Dexter would have a reality definitely fictional show about a professional football player who satisfies his dark urges by committing murder on his days off from practice. The show would follow around my Dexter as he uses his superb acting skills to fake being a sociopath because in reality he is most definitely a normal man who just plays quarterback and does nothing else. Just don't ask him where he goes on Saturday nights. He just really, really needs his alone time. He says it helps him to decompress and "silences the voices in his head", whatever that means. (166 words)
27. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
This is something I actually have already thought about as I only created my player a few weeks ago. It was a difficult decision to create a quarterback and one I almost went back on. If I did not create a quarterback, I would have definitely gone back to the roots of my first player, Jake Dropson, and created a wide receiver. I greatly enjoyed my time out wide for many reasons. First off, it seems like receivers get a lot of love in the sim, or at least they did back then. Any given play you could go for an 8- yard bomb. Or, in Dropson's case, a -27 yard reception that I still cannot comprehend. I mean, how the hell does a receiver get -27 yards from a single catch? It is also simpler to just pump speed up to 100 using TPE rather than figuring out the perfect balance of arm, intelligence, and throwing accuracy for the DSFL caps. It would also be way easier to convince a GM to give me a roster spot if I played literally any position besides quarterback, but that is just how life goes sometimes. (194 words)
33. When looking at the teams we have in the ISFL and DSFL, is there any team you believe is in need of a major rebrand or update to their current branding? Why or why not?
No offense to whoever came up with it, but the current Portland Pythons branding is atrocious in my opinion. This might stem from my time in S17 with the Pythons, but I think the black and yellow branding was superior in every single way and I have no idea why they decided to change it up. While it might be frowned upon to revert back to previous branding, I think it was so good that the decision should be made immediately. I mean look at this. It is a masterpiece. This one is just a green eyesore. The previous logo looks intimidating and badass. It exudes power and definitely has BSDE (big snake dick energy). This current one looks like a doofus who mistook a football for a mouse. Again, I do not mean to offend the brains behind this rebrand, but did you really have to pick that shade of green? P.S. if a Portland GM reads this, I want you to know I will still dislike the logo if you draft me but I will really, really, really try to let it grow on me. (186 words)
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