05-06-2024, 08:26 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-07-2024, 01:41 AM by OrbitingDeath. Edited 2 times in total.)
Task 15 - 5 TPE
WE WOULD HAVE A TEAM WITH A LOT OF ANIMALS IN IT, HUMAN PLAYERS WOULD NOT KNOWN HOW TO HANDLE OR EFFICIENTLY TACKLE US. SO THE TEAM WILL LOOK LIKE THIS:
QUARTERBACK:
PUDDLES O'DUCK - DUCKS ARE OBNOXIOUS CREATURES AND THEY CAN BITE REALLY HARD IF SOMETHING COMES THEIR WAY.
RUNNING BACK:
TRICERACOP - NOT ONLY IS THIS GUY A DINOSAUR, BUT ALSO A COP, SO HE CAN ARREST ANYONE THAT TRIES TO STOP HIM
FIG NEWTON - THIS GUY IS A DOG, AND ONE THAT SHUFFLES ON HIS ASS. WHILE HE MIGHT NOT BE THE FASTEST, WE CAN USE HIM TO CONFUSE OUR OPPONENTS
WIDE RECEIVERS:
BRAD WOOF - A DOG ALWAYS IS GOOD CATCHING THE BALL AND RETURN IT. WE MIGHT LOSE YARDS IF HE RETURNS IT TO THE QB, BUT IT IS CUTE TO SEE.
SPEEDY GIZMO - SMALL BUT DEADLY, EVEN THOUGH THIS DOG RETIRED I KNOW HE CAN SCORE TOUCHDOWNS FOR THIS TEAM
DELORES BICKERMAN - NOT AN ANIMAL BUT ELDERLY DESERVE LOVE TOO.
TIGHT END:
MISTER HOGMALLY - THE PIG IS ONE OF THE BEST TIGHT ENDS IN RECENT HISTORY, HE WILL BRING US THE MUCH NEEDED VETERAN EXPERIENCE TO THE TEAM
OFFENSIVE LINE:
WALRUS JONES - COME ON, A WALRUS AS OFFENSIVE LINE, BRING IT ON. HE WILL THINK THE OPPONENTS ARE FISH AND SWALLOW EM HOLE.
BENGAL TIGERHEART - NOT SURE IF HE IS A TIGER, BUT HE HAS A TIGERHEART SO ALSO TIGER BLOOD. AND IF THERE IS ONE THING I LEARNED FROM CHARLIE SHEEN THAT YOU ARE A WINNER WITH TIGERBLOOD
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
PRINCESS DONUT - OFCOURSE I PLAY IN MY OWN TEAM
RONALD MCDONALD - IF THERE ARE TWO DEFENSIVE TACKLES, ITS BETTER IF ONE CAN BE THE CLOWN SO I CAN LOOK GOOD
DEFENSIVE END
GOAT TANNK - GOAT TANK
LINE BACKERS
LIATH SQUIRREL - SQUIRRELLLLLLLLLLSSSS THEY ARE CUTE FUN AND DEADLY. SO ITS GOOD TO HAVE HER AS A TEAMMATE
CRUELLA DE VILLE - EVEN THOUGH IM MOSTLY GOING FOR ANIMAL, SHE CAN KEEP THE COCKER SPANIELS AWAY TOO IF WE TELL HER THEY MAKE GREAT COATS
CORNERBACK
DINO NUGGETS - NICE AND TASTY
ORGA PANDA - DUDE WHO DOESNT WANT A PANDA ON THEIR TEAM
SAFETY
THE RED PANDA - HI LEMORSE
LEONARDO DA PINCHI - A CRAB TO DEFLATE THE FOOTBALLS IF NEEDED
KICKER PUNTER
JACK SLOTH - BECAUSE HE IS THE FASTEST PUNTER WE KNOW
382 words
Task 18 - 2,5 TPE
OH MY, WHAT DO I BRING TO A TEAM? DO YOU REALLY NEED ME TO ANSWER THIS? I AM A CAT THAT IS A WINNER, I AM A GRAND CHAMPION, I AM A WINNER OF MY BREED, I AM EVEN A WINNER OF NATIONAL TOURNAMENTS, AND IF I CAN WIN AT SOMETHING AS FIERCE AS CAT SHOWS, HOW HARD SHOULD IT BE THEN TO BECOME A WINNER IN FOOTBALL TOO. WITH MY CHONKY BODY I CAN EASILY KEEP UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CHONKY DEFENSE MAN. SO BY SELECTING ME IN THE DRAFT YOU ARE SELECTING A WINNER. AND A WINNER WITH A TIARA AND SUNGLASSES, BECAUSE WE NEED TO LOOK FANCY ON THE FIELD RIGHT? WITH ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM YOU WILL BE REALLY ENTERTAINED AND YOU CAN USE THE GODDAMNIT DONUT STICKER A LOT, AS I SAY A LOT OF FUNNY THINGS IF I SAY SO MYSELF. DRAFT DONUT TODAY, DO NOT WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.
(158 words)
Task 32 - 2,5 TPE
THE NAME OF MY PODCAST WOULD BE: THE ROYAL PODCAST OF PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK.
WE WILL DISCUSS ALL THE IMPORTANT TOPICS IN LIFE, LIKE FLASHBACKS TO GOSSIP GIRL EPISODES, BUT WE ALSO WILL WATCH NEW SHOWS AND DISCUSS WHAT DONUT HATES ABOUT IT AND WHY IT IS NOT EVEN AS GOOD AS GOSSIP GIRL EVER WAS. WE WILL ALSO TALK ABOUT FOOD, AS A CAT NEEDS TO STAY IN SHAPE. WE WILL ALSO DISCUSS ALL THE DRAFT LEAKS PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN ME, AS IT STANDS NOW WE HAVE ME GOING TO ATLEAST SIX DIFFERENT TEAMS BASED ON INFORMATION I WAS DM'D BY VARIOUS WAR ROOM MEMBERS AMONG THE LEAGUE. IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF HUNGER GAMES SEGMENT, AS ONE OF THEM WILL BE PUNISHED FOR PROVIDING THE CORRECT LEAGUE, SO I WONDER WHO THE LUCKY ONE IS TO FACE DARKNESS HIS WRATH. THE SHOW WILL BE REALLY GREAT AND I CANT WAIT TO START IT. WE WILL ALSO SING WONDERWALL IN IT.
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WE WOULD HAVE A TEAM WITH A LOT OF ANIMALS IN IT, HUMAN PLAYERS WOULD NOT KNOWN HOW TO HANDLE OR EFFICIENTLY TACKLE US. SO THE TEAM WILL LOOK LIKE THIS:
QUARTERBACK:
PUDDLES O'DUCK - DUCKS ARE OBNOXIOUS CREATURES AND THEY CAN BITE REALLY HARD IF SOMETHING COMES THEIR WAY.
RUNNING BACK:
TRICERACOP - NOT ONLY IS THIS GUY A DINOSAUR, BUT ALSO A COP, SO HE CAN ARREST ANYONE THAT TRIES TO STOP HIM
FIG NEWTON - THIS GUY IS A DOG, AND ONE THAT SHUFFLES ON HIS ASS. WHILE HE MIGHT NOT BE THE FASTEST, WE CAN USE HIM TO CONFUSE OUR OPPONENTS
WIDE RECEIVERS:
BRAD WOOF - A DOG ALWAYS IS GOOD CATCHING THE BALL AND RETURN IT. WE MIGHT LOSE YARDS IF HE RETURNS IT TO THE QB, BUT IT IS CUTE TO SEE.
SPEEDY GIZMO - SMALL BUT DEADLY, EVEN THOUGH THIS DOG RETIRED I KNOW HE CAN SCORE TOUCHDOWNS FOR THIS TEAM
DELORES BICKERMAN - NOT AN ANIMAL BUT ELDERLY DESERVE LOVE TOO.
TIGHT END:
MISTER HOGMALLY - THE PIG IS ONE OF THE BEST TIGHT ENDS IN RECENT HISTORY, HE WILL BRING US THE MUCH NEEDED VETERAN EXPERIENCE TO THE TEAM
OFFENSIVE LINE:
WALRUS JONES - COME ON, A WALRUS AS OFFENSIVE LINE, BRING IT ON. HE WILL THINK THE OPPONENTS ARE FISH AND SWALLOW EM HOLE.
BENGAL TIGERHEART - NOT SURE IF HE IS A TIGER, BUT HE HAS A TIGERHEART SO ALSO TIGER BLOOD. AND IF THERE IS ONE THING I LEARNED FROM CHARLIE SHEEN THAT YOU ARE A WINNER WITH TIGERBLOOD
DEFENSIVE TACKLE
PRINCESS DONUT - OFCOURSE I PLAY IN MY OWN TEAM
RONALD MCDONALD - IF THERE ARE TWO DEFENSIVE TACKLES, ITS BETTER IF ONE CAN BE THE CLOWN SO I CAN LOOK GOOD
DEFENSIVE END
GOAT TANNK - GOAT TANK
LINE BACKERS
LIATH SQUIRREL - SQUIRRELLLLLLLLLLSSSS THEY ARE CUTE FUN AND DEADLY. SO ITS GOOD TO HAVE HER AS A TEAMMATE
CRUELLA DE VILLE - EVEN THOUGH IM MOSTLY GOING FOR ANIMAL, SHE CAN KEEP THE COCKER SPANIELS AWAY TOO IF WE TELL HER THEY MAKE GREAT COATS
CORNERBACK
DINO NUGGETS - NICE AND TASTY
ORGA PANDA - DUDE WHO DOESNT WANT A PANDA ON THEIR TEAM
SAFETY
THE RED PANDA - HI LEMORSE
LEONARDO DA PINCHI - A CRAB TO DEFLATE THE FOOTBALLS IF NEEDED
KICKER PUNTER
JACK SLOTH - BECAUSE HE IS THE FASTEST PUNTER WE KNOW
382 words
Task 18 - 2,5 TPE
OH MY, WHAT DO I BRING TO A TEAM? DO YOU REALLY NEED ME TO ANSWER THIS? I AM A CAT THAT IS A WINNER, I AM A GRAND CHAMPION, I AM A WINNER OF MY BREED, I AM EVEN A WINNER OF NATIONAL TOURNAMENTS, AND IF I CAN WIN AT SOMETHING AS FIERCE AS CAT SHOWS, HOW HARD SHOULD IT BE THEN TO BECOME A WINNER IN FOOTBALL TOO. WITH MY CHONKY BODY I CAN EASILY KEEP UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CHONKY DEFENSE MAN. SO BY SELECTING ME IN THE DRAFT YOU ARE SELECTING A WINNER. AND A WINNER WITH A TIARA AND SUNGLASSES, BECAUSE WE NEED TO LOOK FANCY ON THE FIELD RIGHT? WITH ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM YOU WILL BE REALLY ENTERTAINED AND YOU CAN USE THE GODDAMNIT DONUT STICKER A LOT, AS I SAY A LOT OF FUNNY THINGS IF I SAY SO MYSELF. DRAFT DONUT TODAY, DO NOT WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.
(158 words)
Task 32 - 2,5 TPE
THE NAME OF MY PODCAST WOULD BE: THE ROYAL PODCAST OF PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK.
WE WILL DISCUSS ALL THE IMPORTANT TOPICS IN LIFE, LIKE FLASHBACKS TO GOSSIP GIRL EPISODES, BUT WE ALSO WILL WATCH NEW SHOWS AND DISCUSS WHAT DONUT HATES ABOUT IT AND WHY IT IS NOT EVEN AS GOOD AS GOSSIP GIRL EVER WAS. WE WILL ALSO TALK ABOUT FOOD, AS A CAT NEEDS TO STAY IN SHAPE. WE WILL ALSO DISCUSS ALL THE DRAFT LEAKS PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN ME, AS IT STANDS NOW WE HAVE ME GOING TO ATLEAST SIX DIFFERENT TEAMS BASED ON INFORMATION I WAS DM'D BY VARIOUS WAR ROOM MEMBERS AMONG THE LEAGUE. IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF HUNGER GAMES SEGMENT, AS ONE OF THEM WILL BE PUNISHED FOR PROVIDING THE CORRECT LEAGUE, SO I WONDER WHO THE LUCKY ONE IS TO FACE DARKNESS HIS WRATH. THE SHOW WILL BE REALLY GREAT AND I CANT WAIT TO START IT. WE WILL ALSO SING WONDERWALL IN IT.
words: 166
Disclaimer: If Princess Donut talks, its in caps lock. I apologize for any offense taken with this.
COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
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