Jay Cue III is a born leader. He owns that locker room, so when he is upset, everyone there is upset, when he is happy, everyone is happy. Other players are naturally drawn to him, like Opera Phantom and a bottle of wine. So, when the results are not going the Austin Copperheads way, it is only natural that the entire locker room looks up to him to see how he is handling it. And, when he is not passed out drunk, he manages to crack a few jokes to lift up everyone's spirits, until the next time they play and get destroyed. Then it is back to square one. But at least the team is enjoying the season, doing a bunch of stuff with football being the last thing on their minds.
In the end, what matters is not how the season goes results wise, but how many bottle of wine you can destroy without passing out. Big boys stuff.
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In the end, what matters is not how the season goes results wise, but how many bottle of wine you can destroy without passing out. Big boys stuff.
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