I boost team morale by silently staring at them making clear that I am the alpha male and that I am disappointed in every last one of them. After doing so the fear (that I can smell) radiates from them and makes them play better. I also help the team out by writing a strongly worded letter to the Sim Team Department of the ISFL explaining how they have cheated us out of games we should have clearly won. After doing so we have yet to lose so this strategy definitely works. I am not much for confrontation but I'm also not much one for positive reinforcement which is why there will be no ping pong tables provided to the team at any point during the season. Morale must be earned the hard way not given away like candy. I was so good as captain last season that they wouldn't allow me to do it again because I am just that good at lifting my teams spirits.
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