Interviewer:
This is the ISFL League Newspaper. How are you doing this fine afternoon?
Kronk:
Fine. I'm a little hungover, so could you keep it down?
A Voice from off-screen:
He didn't mean that, please ignore that last statement.
Kronk:
What are you talking about, Phil? I'm totally hungover. I drank like 2 bottles of tequila last night and I haven't eaten in 24 hours.
Phil, apparently:
You're in an interview, stupid. The newspaper is recording this.
Kronk:
Oh shit. Oops. Shoot. Sorry. Can we restart?
Interviewer:
No can do, Kronk. We've had a hot microphone the whole time. Do you want to get to our real interview now?
Kronk:
Yes, please. Sorry again.
Interviewer:
So you seem to be one of the most prolific TE's in the league. Why are you still at Tijuana? Couldn't Yellowknife have used you this season?
Kronk:
Well. I wanted to win the ring, of course. Yellowknife is a fantastic team, but so is Tijuana. We got so close in Tijuana last year to winning the whole thing, so this year was definitely our time.
Interviewer:
I apologize, Kronk, but your introduction seems to have left us out of time. Sorry for the limited amount of questions.
Kronk:
That's ok. I just need to sleep this hangover off anyway.
This is the ISFL League Newspaper. How are you doing this fine afternoon?
Kronk:
Fine. I'm a little hungover, so could you keep it down?
A Voice from off-screen:
He didn't mean that, please ignore that last statement.
Kronk:
What are you talking about, Phil? I'm totally hungover. I drank like 2 bottles of tequila last night and I haven't eaten in 24 hours.
Phil, apparently:
You're in an interview, stupid. The newspaper is recording this.
Kronk:
Oh shit. Oops. Shoot. Sorry. Can we restart?
Interviewer:
No can do, Kronk. We've had a hot microphone the whole time. Do you want to get to our real interview now?
Kronk:
Yes, please. Sorry again.
Interviewer:
So you seem to be one of the most prolific TE's in the league. Why are you still at Tijuana? Couldn't Yellowknife have used you this season?
Kronk:
Well. I wanted to win the ring, of course. Yellowknife is a fantastic team, but so is Tijuana. We got so close in Tijuana last year to winning the whole thing, so this year was definitely our time.
Interviewer:
I apologize, Kronk, but your introduction seems to have left us out of time. Sorry for the limited amount of questions.
Kronk:
That's ok. I just need to sleep this hangover off anyway.