Interviewer: Hello Dexter, thank you for taking the time to sit down with me for an interview. I want to get your thoughts on the upcoming S49 ISFL Draft. Where do you think you will end up?
Dex: I am quite sure I will be drafted by one of three teams, but to keep people guessing, I'll keep those teams a secret. Let's just say I think I'll be taken sometime in the first round.
Interviewer: What is your response to some people thinking a quarterback isn't worth a first round pick in the current ISFL?
Dex: I think those people are underrating the benefits of having a max earning, active, and ambitious player in the locker room, as well as locking up your QB position for the next 10 seasons. Well worth a mid-to-late first round pick when you look at it like that. At the same time, the later I get drafted, the better my new teammates will be, so there's that.
Interviewer: Okay Dexter, final question. I've been doing some research into your past and I've noticed a worrying trend regarding unsolved homicides in Miami and now London. Do you think these mysterious crimes will follow you into your ISFL city?
Dex: Back the fuck off. (minor spoilers for Season 2 at the linked timestamp of 10:52 of Dexter and major spoilers throughout the rest of the video so if you care, beware)
Dex: I am quite sure I will be drafted by one of three teams, but to keep people guessing, I'll keep those teams a secret. Let's just say I think I'll be taken sometime in the first round.
Interviewer: What is your response to some people thinking a quarterback isn't worth a first round pick in the current ISFL?
Dex: I think those people are underrating the benefits of having a max earning, active, and ambitious player in the locker room, as well as locking up your QB position for the next 10 seasons. Well worth a mid-to-late first round pick when you look at it like that. At the same time, the later I get drafted, the better my new teammates will be, so there's that.
Interviewer: Okay Dexter, final question. I've been doing some research into your past and I've noticed a worrying trend regarding unsolved homicides in Miami and now London. Do you think these mysterious crimes will follow you into your ISFL city?
Dex: Back the fuck off. (minor spoilers for Season 2 at the linked timestamp of 10:52 of Dexter and major spoilers throughout the rest of the video so if you care, beware)
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