Lucid: Eric Thank you for joining me on First and Sim.
Cartman: yes well we’re getting paid right? I was promised a Free hat along with a check.
Lucid: right…. So you were recently signed off of Waivers to a Pre Draft Free Agent Contract by the Norfolk Seawolves in preparation for a playoff run. What does it mean to you to join the ISFL ahead of your official Rookie Season?
Cartman: They obviously recognized my totally sweet skills. I always knew I was going to make it to the ISFL so there is no Surprise. I’m here to show my excellence and win an Ultimini. Next season I’ll find out where my permanent home will be I’m looking forward to leaving all
My “Friends” behind and finally getting out of South Park.
Lucid: What do you bring to a Team? What should other teams know about you?
Cartman: Other teams will learn to Respect my Authority. I’m here to be the greatest O-Lineman to play in the League. I haven’t been this excited about something since I was awarded Hall Monitor Privileges. I bring Size power and total 100% commitment to any team that drafts me.
Lucid: Eric what do you say to teams that Question whether you have put on too much weight to be as agile as a starting Lineman needs to be?
Cartman: HEY!! I’m not fat I’m just big boned!! I recently started taking Lizzo. I’m just fine heading into the Season.
Lucid: Well Eric it’s definitely been an interesting interview and I’m looking forward to seeing what your career holds in store. Thank you for joining me. That’ll do it for another episode of Fan World Medias First and Sim, Like, Comment, and Join our World.
Cartman: yes well we’re getting paid right? I was promised a Free hat along with a check.
Lucid: right…. So you were recently signed off of Waivers to a Pre Draft Free Agent Contract by the Norfolk Seawolves in preparation for a playoff run. What does it mean to you to join the ISFL ahead of your official Rookie Season?
Cartman: They obviously recognized my totally sweet skills. I always knew I was going to make it to the ISFL so there is no Surprise. I’m here to show my excellence and win an Ultimini. Next season I’ll find out where my permanent home will be I’m looking forward to leaving all
My “Friends” behind and finally getting out of South Park.
Lucid: What do you bring to a Team? What should other teams know about you?
Cartman: Other teams will learn to Respect my Authority. I’m here to be the greatest O-Lineman to play in the League. I haven’t been this excited about something since I was awarded Hall Monitor Privileges. I bring Size power and total 100% commitment to any team that drafts me.
Lucid: Eric what do you say to teams that Question whether you have put on too much weight to be as agile as a starting Lineman needs to be?
Cartman: HEY!! I’m not fat I’m just big boned!! I recently started taking Lizzo. I’m just fine heading into the Season.
Lucid: Well Eric it’s definitely been an interesting interview and I’m looking forward to seeing what your career holds in store. Thank you for joining me. That’ll do it for another episode of Fan World Medias First and Sim, Like, Comment, and Join our World.