15.) For this team building exercise, I've decided to go with a full team of S48 draftees. While this team may not be able to compete with other teams today, in about 3 seasons we'll be nearly impossible to beat! Starting off at quarterback we've got Greg Hirsch, who was the best of the two options. Not gonna lie, it's not the most inspiring of starts, but with position switching, there are a lot of options at running back and wide receiver that didn't make the team who could earn a spot with a quick position flip. At running back, I went with Zigzag Zipstep because I love his name and Mako Mendonca Jr because I have to represent the teammates. Dazen Guile, Animal Blundetto, or American Dream would all be welcome to swap to quarterback to earn a spot on this roster. At receiver, obviously I'm picking myself, and I'm also taking the only receiver drafted ahead of me in Warren Peace, mainly as a message that he wasn't worthy. Lawrence Crawford and Old Man Walker will round out the receiving core. For tight end, there were really only two options, so both GoTo imnegs.net and Kurt Wagner were shoe-ins here. Offensive line was a bit tricky, as there were only three options here between Gusztáv Farkas, Acutiramus Bohemius, and smooth green girnch. Of course, there's 5 spots along the line, so I took some liberties and moved Stone Wall and Big Tractor back to their original positions along the offensive line. Moving on to defensive tackle, NO TEAM CAN BE COMPLETE WITHOUT PRINCESS DONUT. There were quite a few options for the second DT spot, but I chose Lheorvine Adebisi here simply because they had a different archetype and I wanted some variety. Defensive end was a bit more straightforward: Rex Havoc is the top of the class and Cleetus Beauregard is a fellow Bondi Beach alum. Linebacker is a spot where we really shine. Robot Sunfish, Adolin Collins, Willeh Strong, and Mac Mannheim are all future superstars, and putting them all together will give opponents fits for days. Cornerback brings some heat as well, as Jet Larsen profiles to be a shutdown corner and Widdle Warrick will complement him well. Caleb TheGEICOCamel has already proven himself to be a playmaker in the ISFL, and Adam Journey gives us a strong option for dime packages. At safety, we've gone a strong one-two punch with Leonardo Da Pinchi and Rocket Ride. We're also bring Leroy Jenkins along as our hype man. Finally, we've got the legendary Cameron Oswald-Newton at kicker. No team is ever complete with out a player from Kobe's agency.
QB: Greg Hirsch
RB: Zigzag Zipstep, Mako Mendonca Jr
WR: Seer Ial, Warren Peace, Lawrence Crawford, Old Man Walker
TE: GoTo imnegs.net, Kurt Wagner
OL: Gusztáv Farkas, Stone Wall, Big Tractor, Acutiramus Bohemius, smooth green girnch
DT: GCBWRNW Princess Donut, Lheorvine Adebisi
DE: Rex Havoc, Cleetus Beauregard
LB: Robot Sunfish, Adolin Collins, Willeh Strong, Mac Mannheim
CB: Jet Larsen, Widdle Warrick, Caleb TheGEICOCamel, Adam Journey
S: Leonardo Da Pinchi, Rocket Ride, Leroy Jenkins
K: Cameron Oswald-Newton
22.) Benny The Jet, Wide Receiver, Minnesota Grey Ducks (198 TPE) @wildcatbandit
97 Receptions (1st in DSFL), 1399 Receiving Yards (2nd in DSFL, 1st amongst draftees), 11 Receiving Touchdowns (2nd in DSFL, 1st amongst draftees)
If you want pure production, look no further than Benny The Jet. The Jet was dominant in the DSFL this season, leading all prospects in every receiving category. The Jet is one of the fastest prospects of the group, and has the surest hands of all the top prospects. He was also consistent all season long, going for either 99+ yards or scoring a touchdown in all but one game this season (and that was against Bondi Beach, so we can give him a pass). On top of that consistency, The Jet had quite a few big highlight games this season. In week 3, he set a career high with 158 receiving yards on 10 catches along with a touchdown for good measure. He followed that up in week 4 with his first multi-touchdown game, scoring twice against Bondi Beach while catching 8 passes for 123 yards. Two weeks later, The Jet had another two touchdown game, scoring twice against Portland on just 4 catches (while still reaching 100 yards on the day). It's obvious to me that if your team needs a receiver in the draft, Benny The Jet should be at the top of your draft board!
30.) This season, I believe that the ISFL Performance of the Year Award should go to Tuna TurnDaBallOva for his Week 2 performance against Arizona. Sure, there might be other players who had better performances stat-wise than Tuna did in this week, but many of those came against Colorado, and is that really all that impressive? This week 2 game against Arizona really was an announcement to the league that Tuna was here to take names and kick ass, and it set the tone for the whole season. TurnDaBallOva cooked to the tune of 34/49, 400 yards, and 4 touchdowns without throwing an interception. On a day where Berlin could not run the ball to save their life, Tuna slice and diced the Outlaw defense through the air, completing passes to 5 different receivers, 4 of which had 60+ yards. Tuna's touchdowns all went to different receivers, including one to Meo Stickyhands-McGee with less than 2 minutes left in the game to put Berlin up for good. You can argue that it wasn't the most statistically impressive performance, but given the context of orchestrating a 4th quarter comeback against one of the top teams in the league, I feel it was the most impressive overall performance of the season.
QB: Greg Hirsch
RB: Zigzag Zipstep, Mako Mendonca Jr
WR: Seer Ial, Warren Peace, Lawrence Crawford, Old Man Walker
TE: GoTo imnegs.net, Kurt Wagner
OL: Gusztáv Farkas, Stone Wall, Big Tractor, Acutiramus Bohemius, smooth green girnch
DT: GCBWRNW Princess Donut, Lheorvine Adebisi
DE: Rex Havoc, Cleetus Beauregard
LB: Robot Sunfish, Adolin Collins, Willeh Strong, Mac Mannheim
CB: Jet Larsen, Widdle Warrick, Caleb TheGEICOCamel, Adam Journey
S: Leonardo Da Pinchi, Rocket Ride, Leroy Jenkins
K: Cameron Oswald-Newton
22.) Benny The Jet, Wide Receiver, Minnesota Grey Ducks (198 TPE) @wildcatbandit
97 Receptions (1st in DSFL), 1399 Receiving Yards (2nd in DSFL, 1st amongst draftees), 11 Receiving Touchdowns (2nd in DSFL, 1st amongst draftees)
If you want pure production, look no further than Benny The Jet. The Jet was dominant in the DSFL this season, leading all prospects in every receiving category. The Jet is one of the fastest prospects of the group, and has the surest hands of all the top prospects. He was also consistent all season long, going for either 99+ yards or scoring a touchdown in all but one game this season (and that was against Bondi Beach, so we can give him a pass). On top of that consistency, The Jet had quite a few big highlight games this season. In week 3, he set a career high with 158 receiving yards on 10 catches along with a touchdown for good measure. He followed that up in week 4 with his first multi-touchdown game, scoring twice against Bondi Beach while catching 8 passes for 123 yards. Two weeks later, The Jet had another two touchdown game, scoring twice against Portland on just 4 catches (while still reaching 100 yards on the day). It's obvious to me that if your team needs a receiver in the draft, Benny The Jet should be at the top of your draft board!
30.) This season, I believe that the ISFL Performance of the Year Award should go to Tuna TurnDaBallOva for his Week 2 performance against Arizona. Sure, there might be other players who had better performances stat-wise than Tuna did in this week, but many of those came against Colorado, and is that really all that impressive? This week 2 game against Arizona really was an announcement to the league that Tuna was here to take names and kick ass, and it set the tone for the whole season. TurnDaBallOva cooked to the tune of 34/49, 400 yards, and 4 touchdowns without throwing an interception. On a day where Berlin could not run the ball to save their life, Tuna slice and diced the Outlaw defense through the air, completing passes to 5 different receivers, 4 of which had 60+ yards. Tuna's touchdowns all went to different receivers, including one to Meo Stickyhands-McGee with less than 2 minutes left in the game to put Berlin up for good. You can argue that it wasn't the most statistically impressive performance, but given the context of orchestrating a 4th quarter comeback against one of the top teams in the league, I feel it was the most impressive overall performance of the season.