Expansion Expansion Expansion! Tell us why you think the league should expand / not expand or include any ideas (in words) for team branding ideas you have or team locations.
You know what? I've talked forever about scenarios in which the league should expand or how the DSFL should expand, but let's throw those out for a moment. How about EVERYONE gets a team. Yeah, that's right, frick it, full on team inflation. You could assign like, two GMs to a team and then they could have up to 5 other people in their war room. All the players are completely CPU generated and everyone gets to draft/sign from a pool of CPU created players and then manage them through the season. It's basically like everyone just actually playing the game normally, but with a FORUMS PAGE!!!! And of course unique team branding, that's the important part.
Now see, I know what you're thinking: "Aren't there a lot of logistical problems with this? Won't half the teams burn up in flames? Is this even sustainable?". And to you, I say: WHO CARES???? EXPAND, EXPAAAAAAND. WE NEED SOME EXCITEMENT. REBRANDS AREN'T ENOUGH, I NEED TEAMS STEALING PLAYERS FROM OTHER TEAMS AGAIN AND EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT ABOUT HAVING TO GIVE PEOPLE UP. I WANT TO SEE PEOPLE SCREECHING ABOUT EXPANSION AGAIN.
Which is why additionally if we're just not going to expand ever again, I say we should burn all the teams and completely rebuild the league ala fantasy draft. Then everyone wins, even if they don't think they do! But honestly my overall point is just that, we've been stagnant for so long now that it sucks there's no really any new brandings at all. The Butchers rebrand is awesome, love the Kaijus, that crud is exciting, but it's gonna be another year or two before anything like this happens again. I feel like it's really underrated what incorporating some freshness into the league can do. I hope we play around with ideas at some point.
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If you could create a team using any active players in the league, what would that team look like? Would you build a group of all-stars to contend in the next Ultimus, or a team full of jokesters for the fun of it? Describe the roster and why you chose the players you did. (Written or Graphic Task)
This one's easy: Clone Swaggert and place him everywhere. Yeah, that's right, full Swaggert team. Having to build a team is hard and you gotta worry about things like "human rights" and "personalities" which is what Swaggert calls being too WOKE for your own good. Clearly, the only person capable for the job is Swaggert...And well his adopted parents, sure, they can play too assuming it doesn't break their bones. We can build an entire OL and DL out of Felix Archstones (He's really good) and then Ganyu can play the entire defense secondary and QB (She was a QB in the prospect bowl so she's super qualified). OTHER THAN THESE OTHER TWO INDIVIDUALS, SWAGGERT WILL PLAY EVERY OTHER POSITION. RB, FB, WR, TE, KR, PR, KICKER, PUNTER, and uhhhh, I think that's the only positions on offense actually. Swaggert doesn't like playing defense, they don't score. They're there to LOSE. Not that he's implying his mother is a loser, because she's not, she's a winner in disguise. That's why she plays QB, dude. And that's also why this is a SUPER TEAM as both Swaggert and his mother have won Rookie of The Year awards so they're already proven to be super talented. Felix is uh, OK. He's good. Don't worry about it.
As for branding, they'd be the Taylor Swaggs, located of course in Taylors, South Carolina. And they'd destroy everyone with a perfect record probably. I mean it's not like I'd fantasy book myself to LOSE, who does that?! We're about building winners here, after all. Plus, since the entire team is a family, there wouldn't be any useless drama or anything, so we have a clear emotional advantage over most teams. PLUS, WE'RE IN THE SOUTH, VERY FAMILY ORIENTED AREA, so our fanbase would be SUPER big because we'd sell all this merch about it. The plan is clear and it spells BIG TROUBLE for the league.
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You know what? I've talked forever about scenarios in which the league should expand or how the DSFL should expand, but let's throw those out for a moment. How about EVERYONE gets a team. Yeah, that's right, frick it, full on team inflation. You could assign like, two GMs to a team and then they could have up to 5 other people in their war room. All the players are completely CPU generated and everyone gets to draft/sign from a pool of CPU created players and then manage them through the season. It's basically like everyone just actually playing the game normally, but with a FORUMS PAGE!!!! And of course unique team branding, that's the important part.
Now see, I know what you're thinking: "Aren't there a lot of logistical problems with this? Won't half the teams burn up in flames? Is this even sustainable?". And to you, I say: WHO CARES???? EXPAND, EXPAAAAAAND. WE NEED SOME EXCITEMENT. REBRANDS AREN'T ENOUGH, I NEED TEAMS STEALING PLAYERS FROM OTHER TEAMS AGAIN AND EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT ABOUT HAVING TO GIVE PEOPLE UP. I WANT TO SEE PEOPLE SCREECHING ABOUT EXPANSION AGAIN.
Which is why additionally if we're just not going to expand ever again, I say we should burn all the teams and completely rebuild the league ala fantasy draft. Then everyone wins, even if they don't think they do! But honestly my overall point is just that, we've been stagnant for so long now that it sucks there's no really any new brandings at all. The Butchers rebrand is awesome, love the Kaijus, that crud is exciting, but it's gonna be another year or two before anything like this happens again. I feel like it's really underrated what incorporating some freshness into the league can do. I hope we play around with ideas at some point.
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If you could create a team using any active players in the league, what would that team look like? Would you build a group of all-stars to contend in the next Ultimus, or a team full of jokesters for the fun of it? Describe the roster and why you chose the players you did. (Written or Graphic Task)
This one's easy: Clone Swaggert and place him everywhere. Yeah, that's right, full Swaggert team. Having to build a team is hard and you gotta worry about things like "human rights" and "personalities" which is what Swaggert calls being too WOKE for your own good. Clearly, the only person capable for the job is Swaggert...And well his adopted parents, sure, they can play too assuming it doesn't break their bones. We can build an entire OL and DL out of Felix Archstones (He's really good) and then Ganyu can play the entire defense secondary and QB (She was a QB in the prospect bowl so she's super qualified). OTHER THAN THESE OTHER TWO INDIVIDUALS, SWAGGERT WILL PLAY EVERY OTHER POSITION. RB, FB, WR, TE, KR, PR, KICKER, PUNTER, and uhhhh, I think that's the only positions on offense actually. Swaggert doesn't like playing defense, they don't score. They're there to LOSE. Not that he's implying his mother is a loser, because she's not, she's a winner in disguise. That's why she plays QB, dude. And that's also why this is a SUPER TEAM as both Swaggert and his mother have won Rookie of The Year awards so they're already proven to be super talented. Felix is uh, OK. He's good. Don't worry about it.
As for branding, they'd be the Taylor Swaggs, located of course in Taylors, South Carolina. And they'd destroy everyone with a perfect record probably. I mean it's not like I'd fantasy book myself to LOSE, who does that?! We're about building winners here, after all. Plus, since the entire team is a family, there wouldn't be any useless drama or anything, so we have a clear emotional advantage over most teams. PLUS, WE'RE IN THE SOUTH, VERY FAMILY ORIENTED AREA, so our fanbase would be SUPER big because we'd sell all this merch about it. The plan is clear and it spells BIG TROUBLE for the league.
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