I had one of those upbringings that could only be described by a Hallmark movie or another movie starring Sandra Bullock. My mother never knew my father so she did the best she could. But as a large Chunky Campbell Soup I was massive compared to the other cans of soup in the grocery store aisle. The other cans of soup used to make fun of me for how big I was and for having an unconventional top but she always told me I was destined for more. Eventually she had to put me up for adoption and I was taken in by one of the corner caps in the store and proudly displayed for everyone to see. Eventually the scouts took notice and how large my can was and I started to get recruited. No longer being made fun, the scouts told me I would be great on the football field and my unconventional top was a great asset. Now look at me. I am an ISFL lineman.
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