Fun fact, if you go to the Wikipedia page that references American football participation around the world, you will see every ISFL country represented, except one. That's right, it's the Cape Town Crash, a franchise so comically badly located they may as well have chosen Epstein Island. And that's before you get to their mascot - you won't find a wild rhino within 300 miles. To contextualise that in terms of distance, it's a bit like having a team called the London Eiffel Towers.
If it was down to me, I would relocate the team to a place where they actually watch the spot, somewhere like Philadelphia, with a mascot that made sense in local cultural terms. Maybe the liberty bell - that's a bit long-winded, let's just call them the Liberty.
Now I know that the above might be distasteful to many users desperate to be "international" like they're Pitbull, so I created a backup plan. The Pyongyang Pandas! Can I justify it logically? No. Does it even make sense? No. But that's how relocation be here.
If it was down to me, I would relocate the team to a place where they actually watch the spot, somewhere like Philadelphia, with a mascot that made sense in local cultural terms. Maybe the liberty bell - that's a bit long-winded, let's just call them the Liberty.
Now I know that the above might be distasteful to many users desperate to be "international" like they're Pitbull, so I created a backup plan. The Pyongyang Pandas! Can I justify it logically? No. Does it even make sense? No. But that's how relocation be here.