One team I think should transfer and rebrand is the Orange County Otters. For one, the Otters have a precipitous amount of stink surrounding their organization. From the stinky managers at the top, who can't even keep their drafts from getting leaked, all the way down to the stinky otter gifs that permeate our servers. Otters are molusk cracking little cretins that contribute nothing to society, and I think we should relocate them to Jreed's house to become the Jreed Weekly Mirrors. For starters, I will become propriety owner of the former Otters/current Weekly Mirrors, and will abruptly seize all of their assets. Next, as part of a reinvigoration of the Otters brand, players will wear uniforms with the Weekly Mirror fact check emblem you have come to know and love, with two back-to-back Gemini patches on the sleeve. Before every game, instead of singing the national anthem we will sing an article of the glorious and consistently factual award-winning Weekly Mirror.
S46 GEMINI WINNER - BEST ARTICLE (SERIES)
S47 GEMINI WINNER - BEST ARTICLE (SERIES)
Read the 2x Gemini-Winning ISFL Weekly Mirror!