Well, the first thing that Oxford Comma did after winning the s49 Ultimus was go to Disney World. Because that's what all the great celebrators do, right? But then, after he returned home, he simply went up to the locker room to stare at the trophy for 2-3 hours every morning. No words, no music, no friends--just staring. Once a maintenance guy walked in on him staring, but Comma was too caught up in his staring to even notice that he came in. The maintenance guy said that it felt kinda like walking in on someone in the stall.
Then, Comma went back to a local New Orleans middle school every day to teach grammar to the students there. Comma's real passion in life is teaching English, he just plays in the ISFL on the side as a way to make some money. Soon, after a few more trophies, Comma will finally retire from football and start the life he always wanted: an English professor.
Then, Comma went back to a local New Orleans middle school every day to teach grammar to the students there. Comma's real passion in life is teaching English, he just plays in the ISFL on the side as a way to make some money. Soon, after a few more trophies, Comma will finally retire from football and start the life he always wanted: an English professor.