I know you are not going to believe this, but I once played football in space! I know, crazy right? There were these two guys or I think maybe one of them was a dog or something, but anyways they owed me a lot of money, see. I gave them a few chances to earn it the honest way, you know, just carrying some uhhhh merchandise across intergalactic borders. No blood no foul, right? Well anyways, these pricks, on top of not paying me back for my VERY generous loan, they went and DUMPED the payload as soon as the feds came snoopin' around. I mean, what gives? Doesn't anyone have any honor in this universe any more? So anyways, these two guys, they come crawling back like "oh Mr. Pizza please sir we're so sorry" " oh Mr. Pizza forgive us they were going to lock us away forever" " oh Mr. Pizza that's a wonderful new dress you're wearing" (I don't wear dresses and it WAS a very nice dress...) So anyways, I give these two chuckleheads a chance to win themselves out of the money they owe me: in a football game in space! I won of course. Doubled what they owed me.
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