If there were to be a game played underwater, I believe Traffic Cone would be playing with a huge advantage. The biggest factor in this is that traffic cones don't need oxygen. Not to say that everyone else would drown, I imagine everybody would be outfitted with some kind of diving suit, but that's the thing, everyone else would be playing with extra equipment weighing them down that Cone wouldn't need. Given these circumstances, I imagine Cone would be able to move more easily than whatever defensive linemen he's blocking so I don't think Cone would be allowing much pressure in this environment. On the topic of speed, another aspect that would give Cone an advantage (or I guess offset an existing disadvantage) is that everyone is gonna be moving slowly underwater just given the nature of the environment. Cone already moves slowly which is possibly his biggest flaw right now, but underwater it would be a much more even playing field.
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