I’m sure you’re going to love reading about how games should be played on the moon for the 25th time, so here we go. I would obviously pick the moon and anyone who doesn’t pick the moon just doesn’t enjoy having fun. Which based on my interactions with this league is probably well over half. Why the moon? Well first off, imagine the deep balls on the moon. You could easily throw the ball the whole length of the field, but you would have to put hella arc on it cuz players also move slower on the field. The ball would be in the air for 10+ seconds while everyone runs downfield. Then there’s the run game or run after catch game. You’d have guys jumping over the entire line easily, but you’d also have guys jumping over the line to stop the other guys from jumping over the line. Mid air collisions in slow motion would be fantastic. Imagine the replays. The game is already in slow motion, but slow motion of slow motion? Oodalalee.
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