10-22-2024, 06:27 PM
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10. I am the new commissioner. I have always deserved this role, and I am glad that the league finally came to their collective senses to give it to me. I would immediately pass executive orders seizing all power. I would dismiss the rest of the head office to consolidate my power. I would use our vast treasury (thank you @jdc4654 for stealing from users via corrupt casino lines) to hire an army of secret police to enforce my will. We would first arrest and torture "Seer Lol" (@omg), infamous villain and wretched user for engaging in wrongthink during PTs. I would strike him from the archives, removing any and all traces of his putrid player from the leagues history (not much to erase, cause he stinks). Finally, I would give back TPE to every user who has ever had it stolen from them. Regression, audits, joining later than TDL, all of it. I'd give it all back. In a single day, I would save the league. I would then retire, comfortably, to my cottage in the woods (it's a shoe) to live a peaceful life, knowing that I, Roquefort Cotswold, saved the ISFL.
PSYCHE. I'd keep my power. A single day? Are you absurd. Good luck getting me to stand down. With my army of commissars nobody would dare stand against me. We would build a giant cannon and launch Thor to the moon. Why? How dare you question me. To the moon with you to! Next, I'd take back all of that TPE I gave out. I'd keep it for myself, and for my @CROney3''s and other loyal goons. We'd all get fat and rich with TPE while the rest of the league STARVES and WITHERS away. I would be a fantastic tyrant. *THEN* I'd retire to my idyllic leather boot cottage in the woods for the peaceful life I deserve after saving the ISFL.
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PSYCHE. I'd keep my power. A single day? Are you absurd. Good luck getting me to stand down. With my army of commissars nobody would dare stand against me. We would build a giant cannon and launch Thor to the moon. Why? How dare you question me. To the moon with you to! Next, I'd take back all of that TPE I gave out. I'd keep it for myself, and for my @CROney3''s and other loyal goons. We'd all get fat and rich with TPE while the rest of the league STARVES and WITHERS away. I would be a fantastic tyrant. *THEN* I'd retire to my idyllic leather boot cottage in the woods for the peaceful life I deserve after saving the ISFL.
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