15.
QB: Jay Cue III
RB: Zigzag Zipstep
RB: Purdy mediocre
RB: Quincy Robinson
WR: Seer Ial
WR: Emile Charles
WR: Nick Williams
TE: Bob Kronkowski
OL: Klaus von Reinherz
OL: Octavio Volarus
OL: Leonardo Da Pinchi
OL: McDripsen McDropsen
OL: - Baymax
DL: Upceti Spaghetti
DL: GCBWRNW Princess Donut
DL: Carter Goad
LB: Federico Americano
LB: Ali Star
LB: Ignatious Cleetington
CB: Heiiajs D. Owidhuse
CB: Trent Thigpen
CB: Roquefort Cotswold
CB: Xander Le Roux
S: Victoire Absolue
S: Dewey Greenbeans
K: Wing Wang
This season, I've decided to make a team with each player's first name having a different letter of the alphabet. This should have given me 26 players to work with, but sadly there is no one in the league whose first name starts with the letter Y. Instead, I decided to fill the "Y" slot with a player who doesn't have a first name. Going alphabetically, Ali Star starts things off by anchoring our linebacking core. Bob Kronkowski is the best tight end in the league and was an easy choice for that slot. C had a lot of options but we went with Carter Goad to anchor the defensive line. Dewey Greenbeans is a straight up playmaker and slides well into our secondary. Emile Charles gives us a good receiver and kick returner. Federico Americano adds to our linebackers well. Of course, no team could be complete without GCBWRNW Princess Donut. Our first cornerback comes up next with Heiiajs D. Owidhuse. We get a Sailfish reunion as Ignatious Cleetington joins his teammate as we round out our linebacking squad. There were a lot of ways to go with J but it's only fitting to give it to Jay Cue III to ensure we got talent at quarterback. Our offensive line then kind of writes itself with Klaus Von Reinherz, Leonard Da Pinchi, McDripsen Dropsen, and Octavio Volarus. We skipped N there, so let's circle back and add Nick Williams to our receiving room. Purdy mediocre steps in as our lead running back. Quincy Robinson is our only choice for Q, but we'll happily take the youngster who might get a bit of run at fullback for this squad. Sadly, we do have to take Roquefort Cotswold with our R spot. They always say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Seer Ial is the obvious choice for S because I'm always picking myself and we needed another talented receiver. Trent Thigpen rounds out our cornerbacks and should be able to show Cotswold how to have more than 2 good games in a season. Upceti Spaghetti gives us surprisingly strong talent out of the U spot. V gives us another talented youngster in Victoire Absolue to round off our safeties. Wing Wang is the easy choice for W and settles our kicking game. Xander Le Roux gets the X nearly by default. As alluded to earlier, there is no Y player, so we filled the spot by taking Baymax as our 5th offensive lineman. Finally, Z actually had a couple of good options but we went with Zigzag Zipstep to give us a big 1-2 punch at running back.
23.
Big Strong Red Panda, TE, KCC @Lemorse7
Big Strong Red Panda was one of the top tight ends in the DSFL this season. Red Panda was a threat in the receiving game, catching 53 passes for 422 yards and scoring 3 touchdowns. He was even more lethal in the blocking game, racking up 36 pancakes, the most of all tight ends who also did not allow a single sack. Red Panda's first career touchdown came in week 5, where he scored from 13 yards out in the 3rd quarter to put Kansas City ahead of Tijuana for good as they won their 2nd game of the season. He followed that performance up with a career high 68 receiving yards the following week against Minnesota. Red Panda specializes in blocking, and with his technique and raw strength, he has the potential to be one of the best tight ends in the ISFL in just a couple of seasons. Anything he can add in the receiving game is just icing on the cake!
25.
Linkin Park has recently returned with a new lead singer, and what better way to show her off than at a huge half time show?! New song Heavy is the Crown is already the anthem for League of Legends, but it would also be great for a football game (especially if the reigning champions are looking to retain their crown). Linkin Park has many high energy hits to pump up the crowd with songs like Papercut, One Step Closer, Faint, Bleed It Out, etc. Mike Shinoda could also tap into his Fort Minor catalog and bring out Remember the Name. Heck, even bring out Jay-Z for Numb/Encore then let him flow out a rap or two as well. Maybe even just make the whole performance a chain of performers; let Jay-Z bring out Beyonce for Crazy in Love which could lead to a Destiny's Child reunion. Or you could go international: bring out Shakira for Beautiful Liar and let her cook. The possibilities are endless!
QB: Jay Cue III
RB: Zigzag Zipstep
RB: Purdy mediocre
RB: Quincy Robinson
WR: Seer Ial
WR: Emile Charles
WR: Nick Williams
TE: Bob Kronkowski
OL: Klaus von Reinherz
OL: Octavio Volarus
OL: Leonardo Da Pinchi
OL: McDripsen McDropsen
OL: - Baymax
DL: Upceti Spaghetti
DL: GCBWRNW Princess Donut
DL: Carter Goad
LB: Federico Americano
LB: Ali Star
LB: Ignatious Cleetington
CB: Heiiajs D. Owidhuse
CB: Trent Thigpen
CB: Roquefort Cotswold
CB: Xander Le Roux
S: Victoire Absolue
S: Dewey Greenbeans
K: Wing Wang
This season, I've decided to make a team with each player's first name having a different letter of the alphabet. This should have given me 26 players to work with, but sadly there is no one in the league whose first name starts with the letter Y. Instead, I decided to fill the "Y" slot with a player who doesn't have a first name. Going alphabetically, Ali Star starts things off by anchoring our linebacking core. Bob Kronkowski is the best tight end in the league and was an easy choice for that slot. C had a lot of options but we went with Carter Goad to anchor the defensive line. Dewey Greenbeans is a straight up playmaker and slides well into our secondary. Emile Charles gives us a good receiver and kick returner. Federico Americano adds to our linebackers well. Of course, no team could be complete without GCBWRNW Princess Donut. Our first cornerback comes up next with Heiiajs D. Owidhuse. We get a Sailfish reunion as Ignatious Cleetington joins his teammate as we round out our linebacking squad. There were a lot of ways to go with J but it's only fitting to give it to Jay Cue III to ensure we got talent at quarterback. Our offensive line then kind of writes itself with Klaus Von Reinherz, Leonard Da Pinchi, McDripsen Dropsen, and Octavio Volarus. We skipped N there, so let's circle back and add Nick Williams to our receiving room. Purdy mediocre steps in as our lead running back. Quincy Robinson is our only choice for Q, but we'll happily take the youngster who might get a bit of run at fullback for this squad. Sadly, we do have to take Roquefort Cotswold with our R spot. They always say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Seer Ial is the obvious choice for S because I'm always picking myself and we needed another talented receiver. Trent Thigpen rounds out our cornerbacks and should be able to show Cotswold how to have more than 2 good games in a season. Upceti Spaghetti gives us surprisingly strong talent out of the U spot. V gives us another talented youngster in Victoire Absolue to round off our safeties. Wing Wang is the easy choice for W and settles our kicking game. Xander Le Roux gets the X nearly by default. As alluded to earlier, there is no Y player, so we filled the spot by taking Baymax as our 5th offensive lineman. Finally, Z actually had a couple of good options but we went with Zigzag Zipstep to give us a big 1-2 punch at running back.
23.
Big Strong Red Panda, TE, KCC @Lemorse7
Big Strong Red Panda was one of the top tight ends in the DSFL this season. Red Panda was a threat in the receiving game, catching 53 passes for 422 yards and scoring 3 touchdowns. He was even more lethal in the blocking game, racking up 36 pancakes, the most of all tight ends who also did not allow a single sack. Red Panda's first career touchdown came in week 5, where he scored from 13 yards out in the 3rd quarter to put Kansas City ahead of Tijuana for good as they won their 2nd game of the season. He followed that performance up with a career high 68 receiving yards the following week against Minnesota. Red Panda specializes in blocking, and with his technique and raw strength, he has the potential to be one of the best tight ends in the ISFL in just a couple of seasons. Anything he can add in the receiving game is just icing on the cake!
25.
Linkin Park has recently returned with a new lead singer, and what better way to show her off than at a huge half time show?! New song Heavy is the Crown is already the anthem for League of Legends, but it would also be great for a football game (especially if the reigning champions are looking to retain their crown). Linkin Park has many high energy hits to pump up the crowd with songs like Papercut, One Step Closer, Faint, Bleed It Out, etc. Mike Shinoda could also tap into his Fort Minor catalog and bring out Remember the Name. Heck, even bring out Jay-Z for Numb/Encore then let him flow out a rap or two as well. Maybe even just make the whole performance a chain of performers; let Jay-Z bring out Beyonce for Crazy in Love which could lead to a Destiny's Child reunion. Or you could go international: bring out Shakira for Beautiful Liar and let her cook. The possibilities are endless!