11-01-2020, 07:24 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-01-2020, 07:25 PM by speculadora.)
For Halloween this year, Owen Holloway is dressed up as a productive wide receiver, something that he is not in real life, which makes his costume work. On the holiday itself he will definitely be going to a very cool and very adult party with various alcoholic beverages and sexy ladies, and has in no way volunteered to babysit his nephew so he can go trick-or-treating himself and get lots of yummy delicious candy. Although now all these asshole candy manufacturers are making shit like zombie Skittles because regular candy isn't good enough. So now you can't even enjoy your skittles without fear of biting into one that tastes like a skunk sprayed in your mouth. Anyway, Holloway's backup costume idea was actually a scary version of his current one, where he goes as Garfield Despacito, who is so ugly and talent-less that everyone is afraid of him. He ultimately decided it would be too scary when he went to a pre-Halloween party and everyone there ran away thinking their lives were in danger because seriously Despacito looks so ugly he could be like a slasher movie villain with no makeup on. It's horrifying. That's why Despacito wears a full face visor when he's on the field, because otherwise it would be so unfair for teams to have to play against him because the defenders all run away from him instead of toward him.
SHL: Paq
SHL: Paq