07-31-2021, 12:40 AM
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Hey guys, I'm back. Today I decided to not only ask teammates, but people around the league questions! Let's get started!
JH: Ok, I'm here with?
CS: Cmon Skiuuup, WR, playing for the Fire Sallies of Berlin. @"AirCrou"?
JH: Ok Cmon, what's the weirdest thing you've done alone?
CS: A guilty pleasure of mine? I'd say binge-watch questionable ratings movies. After and After We Collided are an example.
JH: Next one, what is your embarrassing breakup story?
CS: With my career being my focus, I have never had any serious romantic relationships, so I haven't really had any embarassing or hurtful breakup stories. I do have an embarassing date experience, that I blocked her before she had the chance to block me. I won't get too much into this, but I forgot my wallet. My old man has taught me to always pay in the first date, and the only thing he'd ask me when I'd leave home would be "You got money? Do you need any?". Well, that day I had forgotten it at home. And I decided to use the old "Bathroom trick". But being a college player in a small town meant the story got out quick, and I had to carry that with me until I left the town to go to Berlin to join the Fire Salamanders.
JH: Bro thats actually a lesson and a story, love a two in one!
CS: Every life experience is both a story to tell and a lesson to learn.
JH: True, which leads to my next question, whats the best advice you've gotten since you joined the league?
CS: Take it easy, have fun, and, for dear God, don't be a dick.
Next interview
JH: Here again with?
DR: Decarr Rek @Ismael8907
JH: Ok DeCarr, what is the weirdest thing you've done alone?
DR: F*ck, Idek, probably watch my pre season and first real game over and over and see anything cool I did.
JH: That just sounds like watching film too me! Keep it up! Next one, what is your embarrassing breakup story?
DR: Bruh, Ion got anything like that.
JH: Too confident? Fair enough. Final one, whats the best advice you have received since joining the ISFL?
DR: “After games you should do game highlights and player reviews and things like that as media articles”- @Frick_Nasty. Helped me get a really good amount of money with my last player lol.
Next interview
JH: I'm here with?
AS: Adam C Spencer, former NSHL and current ISFL player. Cheers!
JH: Cheers to you to! My first question, what is the weirdest thing you've done alone?
AS: The list knows no bounds. I'd say the weirdest of the wierd though is that I wore a bonnet to bed. I don't remember why. I don't think there was a het or anything. I may have been drink though.
JH: "May have been drink though", I know what you were saying don't worry. Alright next one, what is your embarrassing break up story?
AS: A girl I'd been dating for several months called me and told me she was breaking up with me because she was on her way to get married.
JH: Oh, I was not expecting that.
AS: Ha! Neither was I. I hadn't had any alcohol in a year and when I walked into the common room and announced I needed a drink, everything stopped moving like a bad romcom.
JH: They were wondering what caused Adam to drink.
AS: Absolutely. Then I had to stop them from doing all sorts of stupid things in response. The marriage lasted like six months anyway.
JH: Those marriages that are short remind me of the Bachelor(ette), those shows are so fake and funny to watch, because even though they show so much passion, how long do the marriages even last? Final question, what is the best advice you have received since joining the league?
AS: "Drink this mysterious liquid". And that's why I'm now 6'5 after I spent my whole life being 5'8.
JH: Sounds like witchcraft!
AS: I am pro witchcraft.
Next Interview
JH: I'm here with?
CW: Cedric Wilkins II @woelkers
JH: Ok Cedric, whats the weirdest thing you've done alone?
CW: If you ask anybody I'm close with, they'd say going to the University of Alabama. I suppose I get where they're coming from when they say that though.
JH: Why? Did you grow up in an area that didn't like Alabama?
CW: I'm from Baton Rouge. Everybody's an LSU fan. 'Bama, that's the enemy.
JH: Gotcha, yeah I'm similar grew up in Astoria, which is in Oregon. Went to Washington.
CW: Coach Saban, he sells the program well. No way I could say no to what he was offering, you know?
JH: Yeah, Alabama is THE best college program to exist, accolades wise
CW: No doubt. And Coach Saban, he sold me on my potential like no other coach could.
JH: Love the story, don't wanna sound rude but we gotta get back on track. Next one, what is your embarrasing breakup story?
CW: Well, when I first got to Tuscaloosa, I was lettin' everybody know I was on the football team. I talked a big game, got in over my head, told this one girl I'd be starting day one. It ain't even take her a game to realize I was redshirting.
JH: Ok final question, what is the best advice you have received since joining the league?
CW: I don't know if I'd call it advice, but I'm always watching other players, trying to learn how they play the game. The better I get how others play, the more tools I have available myself. I've got all the raw talent, but there's always something to learn.
JH: True, visual learning and watching the best is an undeniable way of learning.
CW: You watch how other corners play, you can make use of some of what they do later. You watch how a receiver plays, you learn how to play opposite them. I like to think I have good vision, so that's how I teach myself the game.
JH: I gotta agree, any player you watch consistently?
CW: I take every opportunity I can get to just watch people do their thing. Even in practice, I'm watching how a guy like Savior plays the game, trying to take the tools he has and add them to my own kit.
JH: Nice! Well thank you Cedric, this was a very good learning interview.
CW: Any time, man.
Next Interview
JH: Ok so I'm here with?
BR: Bob Robert’s OL for the New York Silverback @zaynzk
JH: Ok Bob, whats the weirdest thing you've done alone?
BR: During the off-season I ate 300 pizza in the course of 2 weeks which is why I got big enough to move from safety to o-line now.
JH: Wow! That is...very impressive to say the least! What kind of pizza?
BR: All of them; from cheese, pineapple to bbq.
JH: Barbecue? That's a new one.
BR: Yeah it’s a pretty solid pizza; surprised u haven’t heard of that.
JH: I have, just haven't heard someone ever order it.
BR: Ooh it’s pretty good but usually a bit expensive, but after the Ultimus I had endorsement money for dayz.
JH: 20 bucks aint nothing for us football players! Next one, what is your embarrassing break up story?
BR: I got a rejection story; I was in high school at a random party, when I asked this girl who I was friends with out, got rejected, that sucked but it was ok, but for some reason the kid who was hosting’s dad was there and he was drunk; and was informed by my friend that I got rejected, and then decided to go up to the girl and convince her to date me. Didn’t go well obviously. And I never talked to that girl again.
JH: Damn, hope you found someone else though. Final question, what’s the best advice you have received since joining the league?
BR: The best advice is "this is just a game." At the end of the day this is just something we do to have a good time, I have seen many users take the loses too seriously and it usually ends up burning them out. In my own opinion anyone who has been seen as a "bad user" or a "bad GM" usually have found themselves publically lashing out at people and generally being unpleasant. Most people on this site are not horrible people, and at the end of the day we are just a bunch of Nerds who love football.
Next Interview
JH: Ok I'm here with?
FP: Hello I'm Flash Panda, Veteran WR For The Philadelphia Liberty and Special Teams Expert @juniped
JH: Ok Flash, whats the weirdest thing you've done alone?
FP: The weirdest thing I've ever done is probably when I was out Drinking with Randy Vuxta, we went out and brought a keg back to the Field and then we ended up just watching the stars all night on the top of the stadium. It was neat but I ended up eating three plates of Tikki Masala and I missed half the next game!
JH: Tikki Masala is something I didn't expect in that story!
FP: There's a long backstory to that haha!
JH: Next one, what is your embarrassing breakup story?
FP: Hmm ok, so this one is a little funny. So I went on this blind date with this Panda from San Francisco right? Well It went really well. We hit it off and we hung out a bunch in Philly, ate a bunch of cheesesteaks, saw some movies. But I'm off on this one game right and I'm responding to a message from my mom and it says "Hey I'm really busy and I just need some me time to myself away from you ok?" Which let me explain my Mom is super hover-y since I left the zoo. TURNS OUT I SENT IT TO THE GIRL I was hanging out with and the blocked me!
JH: Oh no, I've done the same I think, I'm pretty sure. Ok final one, what is the best advice you have received since joining the league?
FP: I think the best piece of advice I have is that you have to remember that things happen. I under and do agree that it's ok to be emotional for the losses and the wind. The heartbreakers and the come from behind wins. Emotion fuels us and drives us to compete. But when it comes down to it don't let that come in the way of the people you meet and your team mates and friends. Winning isn't everything especially in a league as fickle as this. Enjoy the victories, mourn the losses but don't let it hit you too hard. Enjoy the time in the here and now with great people and great friends first and foremost. It's a bunch of people enjoying time in sports together and that's something to be celebrated over the competition.
JH: Alright, thanks flash!
FP: Thank you!
Next Interview
JH: So I’m here with?
OM: Omni Man @LimJahey
JH: So Omni, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve done alone?
OM: Eat a 5 gallon tub of Vanilla Ice Cream in one sitting.
JH: Wow, impressive! Next one, was Is your embarrassing breakup story?
OM: 6th grade gf broke up with me in the middle of class cause I was doing a project with a different girl.
JH: Final one, what is the best advice you have received since joining the league?
OM: Don't be a jerk.
Final Interview
JH: I'm here with?
MMM: Melvin Murder-Moose @SchwarzNarr
JH: Ok Melvin, whats the weirdest thing you've done alone?
MMM: I think one of the weirdest things I've ever done all alone is make a life-size cake of my former friend, Daria Guava-Fresca.
JH: What flavor?
MMM: Funfetti cake, it's really the best there is.
JH: I'd argue chocolate or red velvet but funfetti is pretty good. Next question, what is your most embarrassing break up story?
MMM: Oh boy. I've never had a girl moose interested in me like that.
JH: Fair enough, then whats the best advice you have received since joining the league?
MMM: There's no right or wrong way to play. Figure out what you want out of your career and your time in the league and you'll be able to find it almost anywhere. Want to get called up right away? Some team will accommodate that. Want to go for records? Tell someone and they'll try. Just want a great place to vibe? You can get that too. The league has so much to offer and everyone should be taking advantage of that!
JH: Great answer, thank you for interviewing Melvin!
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JH: Ok, I'm here with?
CS: Cmon Skiuuup, WR, playing for the Fire Sallies of Berlin. @"AirCrou"?
JH: Ok Cmon, what's the weirdest thing you've done alone?
CS: A guilty pleasure of mine? I'd say binge-watch questionable ratings movies. After and After We Collided are an example.
JH: Next one, what is your embarrassing breakup story?
CS: With my career being my focus, I have never had any serious romantic relationships, so I haven't really had any embarassing or hurtful breakup stories. I do have an embarassing date experience, that I blocked her before she had the chance to block me. I won't get too much into this, but I forgot my wallet. My old man has taught me to always pay in the first date, and the only thing he'd ask me when I'd leave home would be "You got money? Do you need any?". Well, that day I had forgotten it at home. And I decided to use the old "Bathroom trick". But being a college player in a small town meant the story got out quick, and I had to carry that with me until I left the town to go to Berlin to join the Fire Salamanders.
JH: Bro thats actually a lesson and a story, love a two in one!
CS: Every life experience is both a story to tell and a lesson to learn.
JH: True, which leads to my next question, whats the best advice you've gotten since you joined the league?
CS: Take it easy, have fun, and, for dear God, don't be a dick.
Next interview
JH: Here again with?
DR: Decarr Rek @Ismael8907
JH: Ok DeCarr, what is the weirdest thing you've done alone?
DR: F*ck, Idek, probably watch my pre season and first real game over and over and see anything cool I did.
JH: That just sounds like watching film too me! Keep it up! Next one, what is your embarrassing breakup story?
DR: Bruh, Ion got anything like that.
JH: Too confident? Fair enough. Final one, whats the best advice you have received since joining the ISFL?
DR: “After games you should do game highlights and player reviews and things like that as media articles”- @Frick_Nasty. Helped me get a really good amount of money with my last player lol.
Next interview
JH: I'm here with?
AS: Adam C Spencer, former NSHL and current ISFL player. Cheers!
JH: Cheers to you to! My first question, what is the weirdest thing you've done alone?
AS: The list knows no bounds. I'd say the weirdest of the wierd though is that I wore a bonnet to bed. I don't remember why. I don't think there was a het or anything. I may have been drink though.
JH: "May have been drink though", I know what you were saying don't worry. Alright next one, what is your embarrassing break up story?
AS: A girl I'd been dating for several months called me and told me she was breaking up with me because she was on her way to get married.
JH: Oh, I was not expecting that.
AS: Ha! Neither was I. I hadn't had any alcohol in a year and when I walked into the common room and announced I needed a drink, everything stopped moving like a bad romcom.
JH: They were wondering what caused Adam to drink.
AS: Absolutely. Then I had to stop them from doing all sorts of stupid things in response. The marriage lasted like six months anyway.
JH: Those marriages that are short remind me of the Bachelor(ette), those shows are so fake and funny to watch, because even though they show so much passion, how long do the marriages even last? Final question, what is the best advice you have received since joining the league?
AS: "Drink this mysterious liquid". And that's why I'm now 6'5 after I spent my whole life being 5'8.
JH: Sounds like witchcraft!
AS: I am pro witchcraft.
Next Interview
JH: I'm here with?
CW: Cedric Wilkins II @woelkers
JH: Ok Cedric, whats the weirdest thing you've done alone?
CW: If you ask anybody I'm close with, they'd say going to the University of Alabama. I suppose I get where they're coming from when they say that though.
JH: Why? Did you grow up in an area that didn't like Alabama?
CW: I'm from Baton Rouge. Everybody's an LSU fan. 'Bama, that's the enemy.
JH: Gotcha, yeah I'm similar grew up in Astoria, which is in Oregon. Went to Washington.
CW: Coach Saban, he sells the program well. No way I could say no to what he was offering, you know?
JH: Yeah, Alabama is THE best college program to exist, accolades wise
CW: No doubt. And Coach Saban, he sold me on my potential like no other coach could.
JH: Love the story, don't wanna sound rude but we gotta get back on track. Next one, what is your embarrasing breakup story?
CW: Well, when I first got to Tuscaloosa, I was lettin' everybody know I was on the football team. I talked a big game, got in over my head, told this one girl I'd be starting day one. It ain't even take her a game to realize I was redshirting.
JH: Ok final question, what is the best advice you have received since joining the league?
CW: I don't know if I'd call it advice, but I'm always watching other players, trying to learn how they play the game. The better I get how others play, the more tools I have available myself. I've got all the raw talent, but there's always something to learn.
JH: True, visual learning and watching the best is an undeniable way of learning.
CW: You watch how other corners play, you can make use of some of what they do later. You watch how a receiver plays, you learn how to play opposite them. I like to think I have good vision, so that's how I teach myself the game.
JH: I gotta agree, any player you watch consistently?
CW: I take every opportunity I can get to just watch people do their thing. Even in practice, I'm watching how a guy like Savior plays the game, trying to take the tools he has and add them to my own kit.
JH: Nice! Well thank you Cedric, this was a very good learning interview.
CW: Any time, man.
Next Interview
JH: Ok so I'm here with?
BR: Bob Robert’s OL for the New York Silverback @zaynzk
JH: Ok Bob, whats the weirdest thing you've done alone?
BR: During the off-season I ate 300 pizza in the course of 2 weeks which is why I got big enough to move from safety to o-line now.
JH: Wow! That is...very impressive to say the least! What kind of pizza?
BR: All of them; from cheese, pineapple to bbq.
JH: Barbecue? That's a new one.
BR: Yeah it’s a pretty solid pizza; surprised u haven’t heard of that.
JH: I have, just haven't heard someone ever order it.
BR: Ooh it’s pretty good but usually a bit expensive, but after the Ultimus I had endorsement money for dayz.
JH: 20 bucks aint nothing for us football players! Next one, what is your embarrassing break up story?
BR: I got a rejection story; I was in high school at a random party, when I asked this girl who I was friends with out, got rejected, that sucked but it was ok, but for some reason the kid who was hosting’s dad was there and he was drunk; and was informed by my friend that I got rejected, and then decided to go up to the girl and convince her to date me. Didn’t go well obviously. And I never talked to that girl again.
JH: Damn, hope you found someone else though. Final question, what’s the best advice you have received since joining the league?
BR: The best advice is "this is just a game." At the end of the day this is just something we do to have a good time, I have seen many users take the loses too seriously and it usually ends up burning them out. In my own opinion anyone who has been seen as a "bad user" or a "bad GM" usually have found themselves publically lashing out at people and generally being unpleasant. Most people on this site are not horrible people, and at the end of the day we are just a bunch of Nerds who love football.
Next Interview
JH: Ok I'm here with?
FP: Hello I'm Flash Panda, Veteran WR For The Philadelphia Liberty and Special Teams Expert @juniped
JH: Ok Flash, whats the weirdest thing you've done alone?
FP: The weirdest thing I've ever done is probably when I was out Drinking with Randy Vuxta, we went out and brought a keg back to the Field and then we ended up just watching the stars all night on the top of the stadium. It was neat but I ended up eating three plates of Tikki Masala and I missed half the next game!
JH: Tikki Masala is something I didn't expect in that story!
FP: There's a long backstory to that haha!
JH: Next one, what is your embarrassing breakup story?
FP: Hmm ok, so this one is a little funny. So I went on this blind date with this Panda from San Francisco right? Well It went really well. We hit it off and we hung out a bunch in Philly, ate a bunch of cheesesteaks, saw some movies. But I'm off on this one game right and I'm responding to a message from my mom and it says "Hey I'm really busy and I just need some me time to myself away from you ok?" Which let me explain my Mom is super hover-y since I left the zoo. TURNS OUT I SENT IT TO THE GIRL I was hanging out with and the blocked me!
JH: Oh no, I've done the same I think, I'm pretty sure. Ok final one, what is the best advice you have received since joining the league?
FP: I think the best piece of advice I have is that you have to remember that things happen. I under and do agree that it's ok to be emotional for the losses and the wind. The heartbreakers and the come from behind wins. Emotion fuels us and drives us to compete. But when it comes down to it don't let that come in the way of the people you meet and your team mates and friends. Winning isn't everything especially in a league as fickle as this. Enjoy the victories, mourn the losses but don't let it hit you too hard. Enjoy the time in the here and now with great people and great friends first and foremost. It's a bunch of people enjoying time in sports together and that's something to be celebrated over the competition.
JH: Alright, thanks flash!
FP: Thank you!
Next Interview
JH: So I’m here with?
OM: Omni Man @LimJahey
JH: So Omni, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve done alone?
OM: Eat a 5 gallon tub of Vanilla Ice Cream in one sitting.
JH: Wow, impressive! Next one, was Is your embarrassing breakup story?
OM: 6th grade gf broke up with me in the middle of class cause I was doing a project with a different girl.
JH: Final one, what is the best advice you have received since joining the league?
OM: Don't be a jerk.
Final Interview
JH: I'm here with?
MMM: Melvin Murder-Moose @SchwarzNarr
JH: Ok Melvin, whats the weirdest thing you've done alone?
MMM: I think one of the weirdest things I've ever done all alone is make a life-size cake of my former friend, Daria Guava-Fresca.
JH: What flavor?
MMM: Funfetti cake, it's really the best there is.
JH: I'd argue chocolate or red velvet but funfetti is pretty good. Next question, what is your most embarrassing break up story?
MMM: Oh boy. I've never had a girl moose interested in me like that.
JH: Fair enough, then whats the best advice you have received since joining the league?
MMM: There's no right or wrong way to play. Figure out what you want out of your career and your time in the league and you'll be able to find it almost anywhere. Want to get called up right away? Some team will accommodate that. Want to go for records? Tell someone and they'll try. Just want a great place to vibe? You can get that too. The league has so much to offer and everyone should be taking advantage of that!
JH: Great answer, thank you for interviewing Melvin!
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