01-21-2022, 04:10 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-26-2022, 08:29 PM by Jiggly_333. Edited 4 times in total.)
Welcome! For anyone confused about what's happening in this article, read this other article first. If you're up to date on ISFL to NFL, then continue reading to see our first game of the season!
Week 1, Jaguars @ Texans
5:33 Left in the 1st: Fields bends around the right guard on the blitz, hitting Watson in the backfield and knocking the ball down before he could throw.
4:15 Left in the 1st: Miller chases down Johnson in the flat and pushes him out of bounds, forcing the Texans to punt from their 42 yard line!
3:34 Left in the 1st: L. Back gets open on the crossing route between the hashes, catching the ball from Negs for a 16 yard gain.
2:33 Left in the 1st: Goose gets a huge hole on the left side of the line and the Texans defenders all bite. Goose trots his way into the endzone for a 79 yard touchdown run!
2:22 Left in the 1st: Roth navigates a sea of Texan blockers and finds Johnson on the stretch run play, taking him down for a two yard loss.
1:01 Left in the 1st: Goose has all the time in the world and waits patiently behind the line before easily snagging 12 yards on the play.
0:40 Left in the 1st: Speedman gets free from the press defense and rockets up the seam for a 14 yard gain.
0:03 Left in the 1st: Watts beats the double coverage over the middle for an 11 yard gain to end the quarter.
6:11 Left in the 2nd: Goose runs straight through the Texans defensive tackles for a 7 yard gain and a first down.
5:33 Left in the 2nd: Goose will not go down and drags a Texan defender nearly 5 yards for 8 yards in total.
4:58 Left in the 2nd: Once again, Goose gets the rock and takes it for a 12 yard gain, being tackled 4 yards from the goal line.
3:02 Left in the 2nd: Onion Man finds the soft spot in the center of the Texans zone and snags a 5 yard touchdown pass from Negs!
2:48 Left in the 2nd: Fields waits for the handoff and absolutely crushes Burkhead in the Texans backfield, stopping the run for no gain.
2:00 Left in the 2nd: Watson heaves a desperation ball down the sideline to Amendola, PickSix II nearly lives up to his name and was mere inches from snagging the team’s first interception.
1:41 Left in the 2nd: Walker shows off his amazing return ability, dodging three Texans tackles en route to a 26 yard punt return.
1:35 Left in the 2nd: Negs rolls out to the right to avoid the Texans pass rush and hits Speedman in stride for an 18 yard gain.
1:26 Lefts in the 2nd: Goose follows L. Back’s block brilliantly, getting to the second level easily for a 12 yard run.
0:55 Left in the 2nd: Watts gets wide open during the two minute drill, sprinting down the seam for a 25 yard gain before a timeout is called.
0:46 Left in the 2nd: Speedman absolutely demolishes the corner in coverage on the out route and manages to stay in-bounds and run up field for the third score of the game!
0:36 Left in the 2nd: Garciaparra sees the pass coming to Dwayne Allen and is all over him as the ball is thrown. No catch allowed.
0:26 Left in the 2nd: Fields stays in coverage and blankets Allen once again for the duration of the play, knocking the ball away for no gain.
0:11 Left in the 2nd: Onion Man gets the carry on a jet sweep, breaks two tackles and runs all the way to the endzone for a 73 yard touchdown!
Current Score: Jaguars 28, Texans 0
6:11 Left in the 3rd: Goose gets the ball again and flies through a tiny gap created by Riposte and Onion Man, going out of bounds after an 18 yard gain.
4:49 Left in the 3rd: Riposte wins his run blocking rep, springing Goose free again for an 11 yard run.
4:25 Left in the 3rd: Negs fires an absolute laser over the Texans linebackers to Mario Messi, who gets the first down and 13 yards.
3:16 Left in the 3rd: Negs fools absolutely everyone on the read option run, keeping the ball for himself and jumping into the endzone after a 16 yard run!
3:08 Left in the 3rd: Fields reads the run perfectly again, effortlessly sliding past his block and taking down Johnson after only a single yard.
2:29 Left in the 3rd: Jones perfectly times his rush with the snap, blitzing past the running back and sacking Watson in the backfield.
1:55 Left in the 3rd: Thomaslacher sticks to Burkhead like glue, batting down the attempted pass from Watson and forcing the 4th down.
6:10 Left in the 4th: Negs runs the bootleg, waiting until Watts is open on the slant route and hitting his man for an 11 yard gain.
4:19 Left in the 4th: Sidekick has his first chance at a field goal, but unfortunately Madden says no. The Texans block the kick because the game said so, and score a touchdown. Thank you EA, very cool! In revenge, Triplet launches into the Texans kicker during the extra point.
4:17 Left in the 4th: Slammu does an excellent job on the hands team during the onside kick, securing the football with ease.
2:47 Left in the 4th: With a little bit of trickery, Negs runs a jet sweep play action play and hits Speedman down the right sideline for a 25 yard gain.
0:41 Left in the 4th: Goose gets one last carry on the one yard line and brings it in for the last score of the game!
Final Score: Jaguars 42, Texans 7
Outside of Madden’s mandated field goal block, this game was a complete rout. The Texans only managed 61 yards of offense and 3 first downs across the entire game, while the Jaguars managed 439 yards and 15 first downs. Not every team is as bad as the 2021 Texans, however, so I think other games on the schedule will be more difficult than this.
Notable Statlines
Busch Goose: 23 Rushes, 197 Yards, 2 Touchdowns
Tugg Speedman: 4 Receptions, 71 Yards, 1 Touchdown
Swantavius Jones: 4 Tackles, 1 Sack
Mark Walker: 4 Punt Returns, 77 Yards
Player of the Game: Busch Goose
Seems like a pretty obvious selection to me. The offense ran through Goose today, and my decision to have him as the RB1 for the team seems to have paid dividends. The man could just not be stopped, no matter what defense the Texans ran.
What an explosive first game! Despite being the away team at a divisional opponent, everyone came to play and the results showed that. Next week is a home game against the Titans, one of the better teams in the AFC and a key game for us to win to stay on top of the division. If you’ve read this far in, thank you very much, and have a great rest of your day!
Week 1, Jaguars @ Texans
5:33 Left in the 1st: Fields bends around the right guard on the blitz, hitting Watson in the backfield and knocking the ball down before he could throw.
4:15 Left in the 1st: Miller chases down Johnson in the flat and pushes him out of bounds, forcing the Texans to punt from their 42 yard line!
3:34 Left in the 1st: L. Back gets open on the crossing route between the hashes, catching the ball from Negs for a 16 yard gain.
2:33 Left in the 1st: Goose gets a huge hole on the left side of the line and the Texans defenders all bite. Goose trots his way into the endzone for a 79 yard touchdown run!
2:22 Left in the 1st: Roth navigates a sea of Texan blockers and finds Johnson on the stretch run play, taking him down for a two yard loss.
1:01 Left in the 1st: Goose has all the time in the world and waits patiently behind the line before easily snagging 12 yards on the play.
0:40 Left in the 1st: Speedman gets free from the press defense and rockets up the seam for a 14 yard gain.
0:03 Left in the 1st: Watts beats the double coverage over the middle for an 11 yard gain to end the quarter.
6:11 Left in the 2nd: Goose runs straight through the Texans defensive tackles for a 7 yard gain and a first down.
5:33 Left in the 2nd: Goose will not go down and drags a Texan defender nearly 5 yards for 8 yards in total.
4:58 Left in the 2nd: Once again, Goose gets the rock and takes it for a 12 yard gain, being tackled 4 yards from the goal line.
3:02 Left in the 2nd: Onion Man finds the soft spot in the center of the Texans zone and snags a 5 yard touchdown pass from Negs!
2:48 Left in the 2nd: Fields waits for the handoff and absolutely crushes Burkhead in the Texans backfield, stopping the run for no gain.
2:00 Left in the 2nd: Watson heaves a desperation ball down the sideline to Amendola, PickSix II nearly lives up to his name and was mere inches from snagging the team’s first interception.
1:41 Left in the 2nd: Walker shows off his amazing return ability, dodging three Texans tackles en route to a 26 yard punt return.
1:35 Left in the 2nd: Negs rolls out to the right to avoid the Texans pass rush and hits Speedman in stride for an 18 yard gain.
1:26 Lefts in the 2nd: Goose follows L. Back’s block brilliantly, getting to the second level easily for a 12 yard run.
0:55 Left in the 2nd: Watts gets wide open during the two minute drill, sprinting down the seam for a 25 yard gain before a timeout is called.
0:46 Left in the 2nd: Speedman absolutely demolishes the corner in coverage on the out route and manages to stay in-bounds and run up field for the third score of the game!
0:36 Left in the 2nd: Garciaparra sees the pass coming to Dwayne Allen and is all over him as the ball is thrown. No catch allowed.
0:26 Left in the 2nd: Fields stays in coverage and blankets Allen once again for the duration of the play, knocking the ball away for no gain.
0:11 Left in the 2nd: Onion Man gets the carry on a jet sweep, breaks two tackles and runs all the way to the endzone for a 73 yard touchdown!
Current Score: Jaguars 28, Texans 0
6:11 Left in the 3rd: Goose gets the ball again and flies through a tiny gap created by Riposte and Onion Man, going out of bounds after an 18 yard gain.
4:49 Left in the 3rd: Riposte wins his run blocking rep, springing Goose free again for an 11 yard run.
4:25 Left in the 3rd: Negs fires an absolute laser over the Texans linebackers to Mario Messi, who gets the first down and 13 yards.
3:16 Left in the 3rd: Negs fools absolutely everyone on the read option run, keeping the ball for himself and jumping into the endzone after a 16 yard run!
3:08 Left in the 3rd: Fields reads the run perfectly again, effortlessly sliding past his block and taking down Johnson after only a single yard.
2:29 Left in the 3rd: Jones perfectly times his rush with the snap, blitzing past the running back and sacking Watson in the backfield.
1:55 Left in the 3rd: Thomaslacher sticks to Burkhead like glue, batting down the attempted pass from Watson and forcing the 4th down.
6:10 Left in the 4th: Negs runs the bootleg, waiting until Watts is open on the slant route and hitting his man for an 11 yard gain.
4:19 Left in the 4th: Sidekick has his first chance at a field goal, but unfortunately Madden says no. The Texans block the kick because the game said so, and score a touchdown. Thank you EA, very cool! In revenge, Triplet launches into the Texans kicker during the extra point.
4:17 Left in the 4th: Slammu does an excellent job on the hands team during the onside kick, securing the football with ease.
2:47 Left in the 4th: With a little bit of trickery, Negs runs a jet sweep play action play and hits Speedman down the right sideline for a 25 yard gain.
0:41 Left in the 4th: Goose gets one last carry on the one yard line and brings it in for the last score of the game!
Final Score: Jaguars 42, Texans 7
Outside of Madden’s mandated field goal block, this game was a complete rout. The Texans only managed 61 yards of offense and 3 first downs across the entire game, while the Jaguars managed 439 yards and 15 first downs. Not every team is as bad as the 2021 Texans, however, so I think other games on the schedule will be more difficult than this.
Notable Statlines
Busch Goose: 23 Rushes, 197 Yards, 2 Touchdowns
Tugg Speedman: 4 Receptions, 71 Yards, 1 Touchdown
Swantavius Jones: 4 Tackles, 1 Sack
Mark Walker: 4 Punt Returns, 77 Yards
Player of the Game: Busch Goose
Seems like a pretty obvious selection to me. The offense ran through Goose today, and my decision to have him as the RB1 for the team seems to have paid dividends. The man could just not be stopped, no matter what defense the Texans ran.
What an explosive first game! Despite being the away team at a divisional opponent, everyone came to play and the results showed that. Next week is a home game against the Titans, one of the better teams in the AFC and a key game for us to win to stay on top of the division. If you’ve read this far in, thank you very much, and have a great rest of your day!
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