(S39) PT #5 - Going Hollywood

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Detective Crashmore will be starring in the film "Detective Crashmore" under the pseudonym Santa Claus. Detective Crashmore is a little bit of the noir films of old, mixed with the action films of new. A bit of a cosmic gumbo that dances to the beat of jazz. The movie will follow the adventures of its namesake, a foul-mouthed, trigger-happy cop who prefers to bring criminals to justice by shooting them in the face first and asking questions later. The opening scene involves a shootout between Detective Crashmore and a gang of armed robbers. As bullets fly and those fuckers start hitting the floor, Crashmore rips out his glock and unloads a hail of lead on the scumbag piece of shit criminals, who we soon find out are responsible for the death of his wife. After the shootout, we get a taste of the noir side of the movie, as Crashmore interrogates a "suspect" (in quotes because the man is quite clearly dead as a result of Crashmore) and proceeds to beat him into a pulp when he refuses to answer any questions about the death of Crashmore's wife (again, probably because he's already dead). You'll have to see the rest to know what happens next, but suffice it to say that the police chief shouldn't save any cells for these fuckers.

[.HoshinoIchika]

If Aqeel Steele was going to be in a movie, he would be the villain, as he loves to prank his teammates and would probably feel at home being the bad guy, or at least an anti-hero or questionable protagonist. He would probably be in a comedy or action movie, as he hates horror movies, and wouldn't agree to act in one. If he decided to join an action movie, he would definitely need a stunt double as even though Aqeel is in the prime of his career and also fit, he hasn't practiced for much outside of football, and as much as he would love to jump across buildings or run up walls, the movie directors probably don't have time for him to learn to do that and would much rather hire a stunt double instead. However, I doubt any football player would actually be hired to act in a movie, because in order to act in a movie, you need... acting talent. And most football players weren't given a spot on an NFL roster for their acting talent.

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I can honestly say that I’m not sure if there has ever (or will ever) be a point task more suited for Clint Mustache. You see, Clint is a former graduate of the London Academy of Music & Dramatic Art. That’s right, Clint is a bonafide, big-headed, pompous, classically trained actor. If you know anything about classically trained actors, they laugh at the absurdness of anything other than performing on stage and would certainly never appear in a big budget blockbuster type movie. So, if you twist his arm enough, it would have to be a below low-budget indie type flick that is filled with more pretentious dialog than you can shake a stick at. Clint doesn’t speak French, but that’s probably what language the film will be in. Oh, and the plot! Oh, the plot! Expect 90% of the film (he would refuse to work in a movie) to be set in a one bedroom apartment with little to no color, except for a blue scarf that Clint’s character will wear. It will be seen by exactly forty-two people but garner a ton of Oscar buzz for best set design in a foreign language indie film.

[SonicStarGaming]

Oliver O'Conner does not like Hollywood because of the amount of rude people that he has encountered that lived in Hollywood. However, Fast and the Furious director Rob Cohen came to him and asked if he wanted to star as the main character in an upcoming Need for Speed movie all thanks to his experience in street racing, so he agreed. This movie would be named and based on the 2019 video game Need for Speed Heat, and Oliver would be playing the main character. The main character's companions Ana and Lucas Rivera would be played by Game of Thrones and Fast and the Furious star Nathalie Emmanuel and Rogue One star Diego Luna respectively. The film would also involve Oliver going against the Palm City Police, which includes John C. McGinley as Lt. Frank Mercer, Alan Ritchson as Danny Shaw, and Anna Sawai as Eva Torres. Oliver can't wait to work with the rest of the cast members on one of his favorite video games ever.

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Coming this offseason, newly minted DSFL player Ryan Lawrence travels back to Australia in this hilarious comedy that introduces the true Australian lifestyle to the American audience. Follow Lawrence as he conducts interviews with celebrities, including Hollywood star Margot Robbie, comedian Adam Hill, future rugby league Immortal Cameron Smith, as well as continuing his training through the off season as he joins the Melbourne Storm, returning to his roots of rugby league. With a 24/7 camera crew following him, you will get to see his daily interactions, with wankers in cars cutting across 4 lanes of traffic, a local butcher trying to rip him off for some lamb chops, and a very high amount of swearing that might send some American watchers turning red. This documentary is the peak mix between education and entertainment, full of laughs and maybe not suitable for the whole family.  

Releasing on Netflix this March, "The Life of Lawrence"

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