Beau Montgomery
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Sit down ????and shut up ???????????? lads ????and ladies. ????. It's time for a crash ???? course in skincare 1????1????
???? sluts, you wanna know ?????????????? how ???? to get perfect ????????????poreless, golden ???????? toned, prince ???? skin like mine ????????? Step 1??, Washing????: Germs ????are everywhere ????. To rid my skin of them, I take a Brillo Pad ™????? and squeeze LRP Hydrating Gentle Cleanser (use my coupon code "Cummies!" For 5??0??% off your order and free shipping????. It's a secks thing, sweatie ????????????????) and rub. The Brillo Pad ™????? gets all ???? the gunk out without ????MICROTEARING??????? your soft, tender, golden toned prince????skin like mine. Step 2??, Exfoliating ?: I take my trusty HCL Acid (hydrochloric acid for you pores, chemicals ????ARE good ?for your face sweatervest??) and apply it to my face using a cotton pad. Remember ????, the pain ????means it's working! ?? Apply continuously until facial bones ????are visible. Step 3??, Serums ????: I use a cocktail ???????? of serums and treatments from TO, and LRP. I can't bear ???? to list ???? them as I know you broke pores ???? could never wrap your head around ???? them. Step 4??, Moisturizer????????: I use 47 layers of CeraVe ®?and LRP ™? Lipikar Lotion in order to keep myself from being a wrinkly, decrepit hag ????????. I'm 2??2??, but it's never too early ?? to start unnecessarily panicking about losing your youth ???? and vitality. The goal ? is to always look ???? like a fetus????. What else will motivate your irrational hatred ????of your future stepsons/stepdaughters ????????? Step 5??, Sunscreen ????????: The real key ???? to being a flawless, airbrushed ????, golden ????toned prince???? is sun ???????? protection ????. The sun ????bad????????. Wrinkles ???????? bad. ?. I recommend ? using a sunscreen ???????? from either Europe ???????? or Asia ????????, instead of a disgraceful American ???????? sunscreen. No Neutral Gina on this flawless ? skin sweaty. Buy 2?? preferably, 1?? from each continent ????, and mix them like I do. You pores could never. And now for the moment you've been waiting ????for, a review of my sunscreens. : I can't ???? understand ???????? the ?? ChEmIcAls ???????? so that means it's good ????????. 5??/5??
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