Activity Check #94

[Dangles13]

Beau Montgomery

[TJH]

TJ Hendrix

[CDub2]

cam tay

[mabb]

Xandra Troyski

[LGMForever]

Dan Schneider

[Crey23]

Carlomagno Rey

[J.G.10]

Here

[Beaver]

Sit down ????and shut up ???????????? lads ????and ladies. ????. It's time for a crash ???? course in skincare 1????1????
???? sluts, you wanna know ?????????????? how ???? to get perfect ????????????poreless, golden ???????? toned, prince ???? skin like mine ?????????



Step 1??, Washing????:

Germs ????are everywhere ????. To rid my skin of them, I take a Brillo Pad ™????? and squeeze LRP Hydrating Gentle Cleanser (use my coupon code "Cummies!" For 5??0??% off your order and free shipping????. It's a secks thing, sweatie ????????????????) and rub.

The Brillo Pad ™????? gets all ???? the gunk out without ????MICROTEARING??????? your soft, tender, golden toned prince????skin like mine.



Step 2??, Exfoliating ?:

I take my trusty HCL Acid (hydrochloric acid for you pores, chemicals ????ARE good ?for your face sweatervest??) and apply it to my face using a cotton pad. Remember ????, the pain ????means it's working! ?? Apply continuously until facial bones ????are visible.



Step 3??, Serums ????:

I use a cocktail ???????? of serums and treatments from TO, and LRP. I can't bear ???? to list ???? them as I know you broke pores ???? could never wrap your head around ???? them.



Step 4??, Moisturizer????????:

I use 47 layers of CeraVe ®?and LRP ™? Lipikar Lotion in order to keep myself from being a wrinkly, decrepit hag ????????. I'm 2??2??, but it's never too early ?? to start unnecessarily panicking about losing your youth ???? and vitality. The goal ? is to always look ???? like a fetus????.

What else will motivate your irrational hatred ????of your future stepsons/stepdaughters ?????????



Step 5??, Sunscreen ????????:

The real key ???? to being a flawless, airbrushed ????, golden ????toned prince???? is sun ???????? protection ????. The sun ????bad????????. Wrinkles ???????? bad. ?. I recommend ? using a sunscreen ???????? from either Europe ???????? or Asia ????????, instead of a disgraceful American ???????? sunscreen. No Neutral Gina on this flawless ? skin sweaty.

Buy 2?? preferably, 1?? from each continent ????, and mix them like I do.



You pores could never.



And now for the moment you've been waiting ????for, a review of my sunscreens. :

I can't ???? understand ???????? the ?? ChEmIcAls ???????? so that means it's good ????????.

5??/5??

[moonlight]

Franklin Armstrong

[tlk742]

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