Borkus Maximus III once ate a delicious ham and cheese omelette which, while absolutely fantastic, gave him a disturbing case of the runs. He theorizes that perhaps something in the omelette was under cooked and unfortunately disagreed with him in a drastic way. To make matters worse, this omelette was consumed the day of a college football game. Nonetheless, Borkus pulled through and played the entire game despite his condition. Indeed, he unfortunately found himself to the be at the butt of several jokes when his teammates noticed a certain stain forming on the back of his pants. This was a sticky situation to be sure. But luckily, Borkus himself had the last laugh when he pulled through and his team won the game thanks to a last second 30 yard touchdown throw that Borkus made.
There was this other time that Borkus Maximus III got arrested in a drug bust but that's another story.
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There was this other time that Borkus Maximus III got arrested in a drug bust but that's another story.
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