You see, the ideal liquid beverage to power the mighty Tijuana Luchadores cannot be simply identified as belonging to a single brand. When you’re at the top of your game, when you’re the 9-time Development Simulation Football League champions, when you’re looking to continuously be an absolute freaking menace on the field, you need to look for every edge you can to elevate yourself, your team.
As such, the Tijuana Luchadores scientists are always hard at work, season after season, in order to perfect the formula, adapt it to the new seasons and new technologies out there, and this season, they’ve done it again.
To simplify this, here is a list of ingredients:
- ARE
- YOU
- JOKING?
Ha! Did you really think we’d reveal the secret juice formula? Nice try at corporate espionage, you fools! Never in a single day will it be revealed, as it is being heavily guarded in an undisclosed location. Just keep on dreaming, punks.
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As such, the Tijuana Luchadores scientists are always hard at work, season after season, in order to perfect the formula, adapt it to the new seasons and new technologies out there, and this season, they’ve done it again.
To simplify this, here is a list of ingredients:
- ARE
- YOU
- JOKING?
Ha! Did you really think we’d reveal the secret juice formula? Nice try at corporate espionage, you fools! Never in a single day will it be revealed, as it is being heavily guarded in an undisclosed location. Just keep on dreaming, punks.
(161 words)