Well, as a rookie, I have never made it close to the Ultimus. However, I know I will be an Ultimus champion soon, so I have already planned the tradition that I will start for each time that I win the Ultimus. After each Ultimus victory, I will travel to a new continent. I will explore the ins and outs of the continent, all of the famous landmarks, and all of the tourist attractions the place has to offer. Unfortunately, I will eventually run out of continents, since there are only a limited number, and I plan on winning a very large number of championships in my time here in the NSFL. Fortunately, I have come prepared for the situation when it inevitably comes. After I have visited each and every continent this planet has to offer, I will travel to a new planet. I will suit up in a spacesuit, and explore a new planet. Some will have never been traveled to by man, but as a many time Ultimus champion, it will be no challenge for me to visit the planets. I will take the entire team to space, treating them to a free experience they will never get to experience again, because that is exactly the type of champion that I am.
One great Ultimus tradition that John Smirh would love to partake in would probably be getting shit faced drunk with his teammates on the parade after winning the Ultimus. One thing that appeases to John Smirh is getting drunk, and the other thing that really appeases John Smirh is hanging out with his teammates. What better way then to do both in one fel swoop and party with the city. Ultimini as well, Myrtle Beach would be a great place for John Smirh and his teammates to hoist a trophy and get shit faced together. The team has bonded quite well over the season thus far, and That would be something that would really bring a smile to Smirh’s face. Those traditions are something that you just can’t forget. Riding the bus, shot gunning beers, and going crazy with the city. Those sounds like all very easy, very fun, very win win situations for John Smirh. I would take it that the rest of Myrtle Beach and eventually wherever he goes in the big leagues would also love to partake in such great activities with John Smirh. Only time will tell, but let’s hope we can start the celebration this season and keep it rolling.
The grand old question when it comes to winning a championship is where you are going to go in order to celebrate the huge win you just accomplished. There is a very narrow selection for most sports with the usual quote, “We’re going to Disney!” However, things are different after an Ultimus since there is no corporate connections. The world is essentially the oyster for the Ultimus champions, but the sweet allure of amusement parks does not elude the champions. While some champions decide on going to the usual Disney, there is the ultimate destination for the champions in the NSFL.
The Simulated World of Fun is the true visit spot that all Ultimus Champions visit in order to celebrate their recent achievement. There is plenty of things to enjoy at the Simulated World of Fun that gives the simulation football players the perfect way to truly celebrate just what it takes to win an Ultimus. The dot players can get around the park, with the special Parade Simulation of Champions that send the players down Main Street to the screaming fans for the team while unique team floats fire off t-shirt cannons to spread around the team swag. So, when a reporter walks up to the Ultimus MVP, there’s only one thing they will say, “We’re heading to the World of Fun!”
The first thing the Ultimus champions do is go to the Tiki Room show. It’s been their battlecry all season and it’s only natural that this be the first and last event they partake in. Next they take a trip to Soarin’ Around the World so they can take a minute to observe their new domain of which they are the champions. By now they’ve been waiting in line for 3 hours so they head to Chef Mickey’s to eat where they get to meet all their childhood heros and eat with then.
It’s been a busy day so far so the next item on the agenda is to chill out at It’s a small world where they ride it 10 times until the song lives in their heads for eternity. Then since they’re not into water rides it’s a quick sprint to Pirates of the Carribean where they all don their eyepatches and pirate hats and sing along with the ride. It’s time after that for most champions favorite tradition, the Jungle Cruise. Another water ride that allows them to chill off and make bad puns. The final tradition is a new one, they head to Star Wars Edge of the Galaxy where they all get to make their own lightsaber inspired by their amazing championship run and end the day with a Offense vs Defense Lightsaber Battle. The rest of the trip after this is a free for all where they can do as they wish as long as they have their lightsaber on them. [257 Words]
After the ultimus champion is crown immediately the community starts planning a parade for the next few weeks endless parades with some treats there will be a bunch of food trucks and restaurants coming down the celebrations along with the food there will be a lot of booze cause it isn't a celebration without some booze if you know what om talking about. The parade will feature different floats and the very end there will be a hot air balloon carrying some of the team members up!
After the parade there will be even more partying as there will be a private club only the VIP fans and team will attend and gives the most dedicated fans a chance to party with the superstars. The party will have the most famous musicians and music and alot of food of course as the most famous chiefs will come down to prepare the food. And then after the partying the team will go to Disneyland where they will proceed spending a few weeks there having even more fun. Yes after the ultimus is the most fun times in the world as it seems. So that is one reason to won the ultimus for the intense parties!