(S25) - PT 2 - Endorsement Money

[Cheech65]

Clark Boyd is happy to announce that he is the new face of Beck's Beer. A German brewery located in Bremen, Beck's is excited to bring a burgeoning football star into the fold. Representing Germany on the football field, Boyd is a central tenet of the newly-founded Berlin Fire Salamanders. And with the growing popularity of gridiron football in Germany, German companies are all vying to draw in new endorsements. Beck's feels as though they lucked out, signing him before he becomes a huge star (which they sincerely hope comes true). As it stands, Clark Boyd will be a lead on their new "Stand Apart" campaign, which will be launched in Europe and the Americans in the coming months. His likeness will be featured in magazines, on billboards, and pending the team's approval, archived game footage will be used in television spot ads. Granted, this is a new partnership, so the expanse of this agreement has yet to be officially defined. On top of that, money talks have been pretty unclear. No matter; both parties are excitedly looking to the future. For now, Clark can get his hands on as much free beer as he'd like. Who would ever pass that up?

[gbfn]

Rumors about Heinrich Kackpoo's new deal with Mikefarm Liquors made rounds in the football world long before an official announcement. He finally confirmed the change in a spectacular fashion: by appearing on the field in week 4 against the San Jose Sabercats being clearly heavily intoxicated. Specifically, Kackpoo had been under the influence of on of the finest Austrian liquors to ever see the light of day: Stone Pine Schnapps. What is even more surprising is, that he was playing the best game of his carreer until now. He showed a monster performance with 13 tackles, 2 TFL, 2 sacks, 2 PD and 1 interception which was returned for a touchdown.

Sports insiders reported that the Mikefarm Liquors deal will net Kackpoo a staggering $30 million per year — basically three times as much as his last Puma deal. This kind of pay bump makes it easy to see why Kackpoo chose to shake up his endorsement loyalties. Like Kackpoo's last deal with Puma, the Mikefarm contract covers a 15-year span.

Many analysts considered it a curious move to sign the then-22-year-old to a deal that may extend beyond his playing years. Yet Mikefarm was clear that they view Kackpoo as an asset whose value will grow. The football star has always been one of the most prolific pro athletes. Mikefarm feels confident they can leverage that image and influence to their benefit for years to come.

[ThunderTitan82]

Shortly after the draft when I was taken by the Chicago Butchers, I was contacted by Head and shoulders. I thought why the heck is head and shoulders trying to endorse me? Turns out my luscious head of hair has become a household topic around the league. They signed me for a handful of commercials, and have plastered my face, or my hair onto labels and all that. It’s been pretty great, definitely adds a fair amount to my bank account and helps pay for that coveted equipment every season. It definitely wasn’t a surprise that I would be the player to be endorsed be head and shoulders, but I’m hoping this endorsement leads to many more, hopefully it draws the attention of under armor or Nike in the future. Those will likely bring bigger paychecks. This head and shoulders deal is a good deal, at 10 million a year. Once the current 4 year contract ends I am hoping to negotiate to get 15 or more if I can. There are a few more commercials slated that I’ll have to film in the next off-season, those bring pretty good bonuses, which is always helpful, and are a big reason I’d re sign with head and shoulders. My next contract though I will have the option to sign with other products, since my current contract has me locked in.

[xQCFamous]

Benoit Blanco has been around for a bit now. While he's not a superstar like some in the league, his name is known, for what reason, who the hell cares. What does matter, is that he is recognized for his hard work, his dedication and his skills on the field. However this endorsement actually comes from his work off the field and that is what makes it so notable. After many years, even dating back to his high school days, Blanco has officially come to terms and agreement with G Fuel, which is primarily known for gamers however during his off-time, Blanco uses a lot of this stuff and as such, got an endorsement deal with them. The flavor has yet to be unveiled, however speculation arose and the internet blew up as to what it could be. Speculation was that it could be a flavor infused with mango, as that is Blanco's favorite fruit, however other people have rumored that it has nothing to do with fruit, and more to do with his favorite candy, skittles.

With so many current flavors already out there, it's hard to determine exactly what his flavor will be, though he is set to make the announcement next week where more info will be given and a full video is set to be released by G Fuel and Blanco respectively. All we know, is this is a pretty hype deal and it brings him into a world that most sports members are unknown, the world of the gaming community and those that are just very passionate about G Fuel itself. More info to come so stay tuned for this big news announcement.

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[nunccoepi]

PT Pass #2: https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...#pid357624

[ztarwarz]

Darren Pama, as the lead running back in Portland, is excited to promote local business, the Devil Dill's Sandwich Shop! Along with this endorsement is a special sandwich, the Pama, which includes bacon and ham along with cheddar cheese and lettuce, topped off with BBQ sauce. While the promotion runs this year, everyone who goes to a Portland game where Pama rushes for over 100 yards gets one half off sandwich, so long as they bring the ticket. Pama has reportedly said to be excited to receive his first endorsement, reportedly clocking in at over a million dollars, and claims that he will bring something special to the table by him actually having some experience as a theater actor in High School. "I know when most people see ads with a famous football player go live, they groan immediately as they watch a terrible actor or actress do their best to annoy the watcher and turn them off of the product on offer. I hope to at least surpass that bar, and I think I have the acting chops to do so." The running back, who has already taken a step forward in the first game of his second season, has already had rumors surface about him bragging about how much more money he's getting from the endorsement. When asked to comment on this, Pama simply stated, "I'll show what I'm worth on the field."

[MattressCadaire]

My name is Mattress Cadaire, so obviously the companies that reached out to endorse me were mattress companies. I decided to go with Sleep Number since I use that mattress at home on a daily basis. As an athlete, I need the best recovery I can get… and that’s where Sleep Number comes in. I can customize the firmness…. Ok sorry I got caught up in promoting this. Force of habit you know? As long as I tweet and talk about my mattress on a regular basis, I’ll get to keep the free mattress they sent me, other swag like t-shirts and duffle bags, and obviously cash money. Unfortunately I do not know what I will spend my money on, since that money does not count for improving myself in DSFL or ISFL. I do like to pride myself as a derivatives traders, so I’ll probably funnel my endorsement money into this hobby/part time job. The deal is not very big at the moment, but their marketing manager and I met recently to discuss me being a spokesperson in television commercials. I’ve always wanted to be on TV, so me discussing how much I love to sleep on certain mattresses is like a dream come true. Sometimes I wish my first name was tacos though because those endorsements would be absolutely amazing. But I’m pretty happy with the gig I have for now.

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[muse316]

Skywalker sweated inside his chicken suit. He had just finished his first full season at Michigan and had been thrilled to be offered a commercial spot. Now, he was wondering if helping to pay off his student loans had been worth it.
“Why am I doing this again?” he asked his dad.
“Because you love fried chicken,” his dad replied. “And also, you signed a contract to do it.”
“But I feel silly. Also, wouldn’t people be turned off from eating chicken if a chicken talks to them?”
“I have no idea. I’m just here for moral support. And to take pictures.” His dad grinned at his son and took out his phone. “Now, cluck like you just scored a touchdown in a hail mary pass to win the game.”
Luke was saved by the booming voice of the commercial director.
“Skywalker! It’s your scene!”
Luke glowered at his dad. “I only love fried chicken because you love fried chicken.”
“I know; isn’t it great? And we’ll get unlimited free fried chicken for years to come!”
Luke did not appreciate his dad’s enthusiasm as he waddled onto the set.
“Okay Luke,” shouted the director. “And….action!”
In the chicken suit, Luke threw a perfect spiral off screen. He then turned to the camera and, with a pained smile, said “Usually, I’m on the field throwing the pig skin. But when I’m off the field, I love catching me some chicken skin!”
Someone threw him an entire fried chicken. As he caught it, some of the grease splashed onto his clothes.
“Now you can too! Come on down to Cluckity Farms and ask for the Skywalker special! Two whole birds for the price of one!”
Another chicken was thrown at him. He caught this one with less finesse.
“It’s cluckin’ great!”
The second chicken slid out of his hand and made a sad “splat” on the floor.
“Cut!” shouted the director. “Great job Luke, I think we got it!”
“Thanks,” said Luke. “I’m going to go home then.”
“Take some chicken to go?” asked an assistant, holding up bags of fried chicken and what looked to be buckets of French fries.
“I’m good,” replied Luke dejectedly, but his dad eagerly grabbed the bags and grinned at his son.
“C’mon, Luke. Wait until you’re in the ISFL. I bet you’ll never have to wear a chicken suit again!”
“I cluckin’ hope so,” said Luke. He peered into the bag. “Ooooh, coleslaw!”


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