When people think of football players, they think big flashy houses and fast cars. That’s not how Notso Smart rolls, at all. He’s all about efficiency and keeping things sensible, with one eye on the future at all times. So while all his teammates in Dallas that are preparing for the draft might be looking at listings for 12 bedroom mansions in whatever city they want to land in, Notso Smart is looking for something a little more modest.
He’s looking for a nice little 3 bedroom house in the suburbs. Sure, it will have a pool and one of those bedrooms is certainly gonna be turned into a home gym but those are effectively used spaces, given his profession. Swimming is a great workout and having a decent setup at home is essential for that offseason grind that we’re about to head into. Now, if we could just get this draft over and done with, so he can focus on the most important part of any house: Location!
He’s looking for a nice little 3 bedroom house in the suburbs. Sure, it will have a pool and one of those bedrooms is certainly gonna be turned into a home gym but those are effectively used spaces, given his profession. Swimming is a great workout and having a decent setup at home is essential for that offseason grind that we’re about to head into. Now, if we could just get this draft over and done with, so he can focus on the most important part of any house: Location!
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