Dear Gatorade,
You know, every time I get sacked on a third down, I pick myself up off the field, and think, "Why is our OL so bad?" and "How should I replenish my lost sweat?" Well, god knows the answer to the first one, but the answer to the latter is obvious! Gatorade! To be honest, I've been a Gatorade fan all my life. Back in my teen years, orange Gatorades in a hot Texas sun was the life, especially after working my butt off in 90 degrees down in Texas. You know, there's nothing that can replicate the sweet, tangy taste that washes in your mouth after you take a big swig and swallow. I'm a rising star in the NSFL, and I've made leaps and bounds from my rookie year to my sophomore. I led the Yeti from 0-28 to 6-8! Not bad, eh? Well give me a job already! (I need the money)
You know, every time I get sacked on a third down, I pick myself up off the field, and think, "Why is our OL so bad?" and "How should I replenish my lost sweat?" Well, god knows the answer to the first one, but the answer to the latter is obvious! Gatorade! To be honest, I've been a Gatorade fan all my life. Back in my teen years, orange Gatorades in a hot Texas sun was the life, especially after working my butt off in 90 degrees down in Texas. You know, there's nothing that can replicate the sweet, tangy taste that washes in your mouth after you take a big swig and swallow. I'm a rising star in the NSFL, and I've made leaps and bounds from my rookie year to my sophomore. I led the Yeti from 0-28 to 6-8! Not bad, eh? Well give me a job already! (I need the money)