Unfortunately, our amazing gms in Colorado were assaulted by some hostile dropbears whilst vacationing in Australia. Fortunately for Mr. Taffy, he was granted temporary emergency control of the franchise until either our gms recovered or we got new ones.
#1 order of business. Relocate the franchise. Who knows, maybe our old gms would be so confused by the switch they wouldn't even recognize their old teams and wouldn't get their job back. There cannot be good football coverage in the intensive care unit of an Australian hospital. #2 order of business. Introduce the team to the Taffy diet Banana, Grape, Cherry, Strawberry. I'd make it mandatory for everyone to eat atleast 5 servings of Taffy a week. It's not only good for your body, but you soul. It has shown Taffy amazing results. #3 order of business. Trade for Leaf Leaf has some relations with the new GM of Colorado, Terry Taffy, as they played together during their brief stint in Kansas City. It was this interaction that first lead to Leaf updating his player. This would also help out Rose Jenkins, who has been having "nightmares" about being sacked. Who knows, Leaf might even share his "secret stuff" and we will have a football team of mutants, or even better, monstars.
Since I am already a GM, I need to choose someone to take over my role, assuming Daybe is also out as well. Thinking about who I want to take over would depend on what I would want to happen to the Wraiths when I am out of the picture. If I was gone for good and left one bad terms, I would want as much chaos as possible. For that there is only one man for the Job, Ryan Leaf Jr. Fortunately for the Wraiths, I do not want that chaos. If I wanted someone who would plan the best strategies for game day, I would choose TC, but he turned down the job and stayed GM of the Marshall's. If I wanted a strong leader with good leadership who knows what it takes to run a team, I choose manic, but alas, he is HO and refuses to help. I also don't want an outside hire, as I think having someone who is committed to the team long term is the best strategy. So I choose someone who is young, and in his short time with the team has shown great potential, shadyshoelace, aka Nero Alexander. This guy has been a leader among the rookies, and shows a lot of excitement for our team. He's willing to work with everyone and put the team first. Nero shows a lot of potential and we are excited to have him on our squad.
Code: Ready to be graded (306 words) I honestly don't know what I would do if I found myself the sole GM of the New Orleans Second Line. It's a lot of power for one person to have, and that makes it easy to make serious, franchise-ruining mistakes. I'd be terrified at the prospect of messing up the team that Juosu has worked so hard to build. So, instead of changing the team as it is now (which, in my honest opinion, doesn't need changing), I'd look to improve the team's future. The Season 15 NSFL draft class was incredible, but it wasn't the end all be all of drafts. This season's draft prospects are just as talented, even if there aren't nearly as many. I'd spend my day as GM contacting prospects and introducing myself to them. I'd want to get a feel for the kind of locker room presence these players are, and how they might fit into the culture being built in New Orleans. Admittedly, New Orleans' performance this season has been disappointing, but I'd want to see which rookies wouldn't mind (or would be excited to) joining the team after a rough season and helping to turn things around. Speaking of the Second Line's poor showing this season, it's looking likely that the team will receive a high draft pick (#1 and #2 are already off the table, unfortunately). And as I said earlier, this draft class has a lot of talent, both new and old. I'd probably contact some NSFL GMs and try to get a sense as to what they'd be willing to give up in exchange for that draft pick. I probably wouldn't pull the trigger on any deals, but if I found an opportunity to improve our already great team, I would not hesitate to take it.
As General Manager, we are going to shake things up in New Orleans. First, the establishment of Toivo’s ring of honor to honor the fallen comrades of the Second Line over the seasons. We’re going to bring past stars, for instance Noah Goodson, to return to the gridiron and honor him. This is going to drive up ticket sales like crazy. We’re going to drive sales up so that New Orleans has the highest attendance, the biggest bank account, and the best free agent signings next season. We’re going to dial things up to. We’re going to make the fan game day experience even better. Every section in the stadium is going to have their own live band. When the ball isn’t in play, the bands will be. Folks will want to sit in certain sections because of the great bands there. And then the bands will compete for louder speakers and more attention and it will be a grand ol’ time. As far as trades go, we’re going to do them, big time. After each loss, one player for every touchdown we lose by will be traded away. Players will be chosen at random and based on post-game interviews/
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Hoo boy. If I were able to change something big about the team with no repercussions, the first thing I would do is permanently un-retire the jersey of Dermot Lavelle, #40 @White Cornerback. The reason I would do this is because Dermot is not a very good user and is actually a big jerk. But obviously I can't do that in the real world because I am legally obligated to respect Dermot Lavelle even when I do not want to. Another thing I'd do is trade all my future draft picks. Not for any other reason besides trying to see how stacked we would be if we were able to unload everything for a shot to win right now (Sound familiar, Yeti?). The draft picks would probably net me a solid amount of veterans, and this team would be deep enough to make an Ultimus run, even with the rookie Cooter Bigsby at the helm as a rookie. After all, who needs rookies? Rookies suck, in my opinion. Why do you need a rookie when you can just go out and trade a draft pick for an already established veteran? I hate rookies, and I also hate that safety for the Kansas City Coyotes named Jaylen Storm.
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