Dirt. Dirt, hey? I mean if you found it I guess it is going to come out at some point. I mean, I'm precious if I thought that it was never going to come out but I guess it has. Dammit. I guess life always has a way of coming back to bite me in the ass. You really have done your research. How far back did you travel? Like the small newspaper of my town growing up? And what, even smaller, the year book from my high school? Dude, that is a complete reach! I guess I did participate in events here at college too. Yea, I may not have treated my body like the temple it is and the way I should have always treated it, but we all have to have fun at some point right? You know, when you eventually let loose and carefree and blow away an afternoon at a festival. Of course there were photos. If you think the world will be disappointed in me think about my parents! Ha, jokes, it's something that Dad and I would do together, try and be better than each other even. Anyway, you found out the only dirt, I've every hid away. I hold the Central Queensland record for eating the most hotdogs - 43. Not world breaking but better than my dad.
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