Dwayne Aaron, Nick Pierno, Carlito Crush, Andre Bly Jr, Mathew Vincent, and Boss Tweed all sit at a table playing cards against humanity. Mathew Vincent is blabbing about how card games are for children and we should stop. Carlito throws a chair every time he loses. ABJ goes along with what everyone else is saying (except Vincent). Boss Tweed keeps running laps around the table. Nick Pierno keeps turning the ball over as he plays madden when its not his turn. And Dwayne Aaron is talking a bunch of shit. It's getting quite late, almost 4 in the morning now. Pierno is saying he has a cruise to get to in the morning so we need to wrap it up (slacker), so we all agree that the next winner is the champion. Here comes the black card, it reads "This is your captain speaking, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for" and it's up to the others to finish the sentence. Tweed lays down his card, it reads "sprints". no one laughs, it was stupid. Crush throws a chair because he doesn't have a good card. ABJ lays down the card "anal fisting" and it gets a few chuckles. Vincent tells him that he is getting traded for such a vile thought and leaves. Nick Pierno lays down a card but it is intercepted, and he rages, leaving. Finally Dwayne Aaron lays down his card, reading "September 11, 2001" Everyone remaining laughs, even Carlito who throws another chair.