What name is the most unique out of the hundred of other members in the National Simulation Football League? What name inspires fear into the hearts of cornerbacks all across the league? What name makes husbands hide their children and wives, all across the Americas. What name is so sweet it doesn't even need a first name? You guessed it: Stormblessed. A name so badass I've seriously considered naming my firstborn son Storm. The name is just incredibly intimidating. It sounds like a superhero. You know someone with the name Stormblessed is going to rise above others, and you know what, it does. His speed is crazy enough to burn every single defensive back in the league. His name reminds me of Zeus, The incredibly powerful king of the gods in the Greek culture. Stormblessed can probably control lightning with a name like that. He's probably a demigod of some sorts, born to Zeus and some prostitute. Overall, Stormblessed definitely has the coolest name in the entire league, edging out stars like Pat Pancake, Lightskin Thor, and game of thrones reference Gregor Clegane. The only downside is the fact that his parents actually gave him the first name None rather than just not givingg him one.
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